Nine-Year-Old Dies Imitating Wrestling Videogame
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I think a more accurate headline would have been
"Idiot kid jumps of building and dies"
Maybe with a tagline of
"More evidence that Darwin was right" or "Even the gene pool needs a little chlorine"
Maybe towards the end, "Like every other 9 year old in the world that dosnt jump of buildings he liked to play video game"
"Idiot kid jumps of building and dies"
Maybe with a tagline of
"More evidence that Darwin was right" or "Even the gene pool needs a little chlorine"
Maybe towards the end, "Like every other 9 year old in the world that dosnt jump of buildings he liked to play video game"
American society seems to use video games in the same way fascist regimes used minorities.
Germany during the 1930s- Our economy isn't screwed up because we got into a massive war, incurred massive debts, and caused massive inflation. It isn't because the entire world is in the biggest economic depression in history, it's because of the Jews.
America now- The kid didn't do that because kids as a rule do stupid things (thus why PARENTS exist in the first place,) he didn't do it because he was obviously a specially stupid kid, he didn't do it because no one was paying attention to him when he began to construct a parachute, he did it because of a video game.
PS. Look at the bright side; in nine more years he'd be eligible to vote.
Germany during the 1930s- Our economy isn't screwed up because we got into a massive war, incurred massive debts, and caused massive inflation. It isn't because the entire world is in the biggest economic depression in history, it's because of the Jews.
America now- The kid didn't do that because kids as a rule do stupid things (thus why PARENTS exist in the first place,) he didn't do it because he was obviously a specially stupid kid, he didn't do it because no one was paying attention to him when he began to construct a parachute, he did it because of a video game.
PS. Look at the bright side; in nine more years he'd be eligible to vote.
I will make any joke I want to.Onmi said:
Having experienced death through my whole life I have learned that in order to truly accept it as part of life, one should be able to see the funny side of it.
'Goddamn trajic accidents' happen everyday, it is no more trajic due to it happening to a famous person.
As for the insults, I've never stooped to insulting someone here before so I ain't gonna start now, even after that demented tirade.
Well, i have NO problem with children playing games they are too young for. I am anti-age restriction.
But come on, jumping off a 13 story building? THE KID WAS AN IDIOT!
i like wreslting, you don't see me jumping off buildings.
And y'know what?> You can't blame wreslting, and you can't blame games. you can blame the kid for his stupidity, and his parents for not having explained the diference between playing a game on your ps2 and making a parachute and jumping off a tall building like a moron.
i made a parachute out of string and a bag once, IT WAS FOR A RUBBER LIZARD, NOT ME
i have zero sympathy here, the kid had it coming.
But come on, jumping off a 13 story building? THE KID WAS AN IDIOT!
i like wreslting, you don't see me jumping off buildings.
And y'know what?> You can't blame wreslting, and you can't blame games. you can blame the kid for his stupidity, and his parents for not having explained the diference between playing a game on your ps2 and making a parachute and jumping off a tall building like a moron.
i made a parachute out of string and a bag once, IT WAS FOR A RUBBER LIZARD, NOT ME
i have zero sympathy here, the kid had it coming.
No, my friend, you don't tell other people what they can or can't find funny.Onmi said:
Don't ever watch any of the Monty Python movies, Jean Pierre Jeunet's films or any Six Feet Under. I think they might offend you.
I am now also finding funny the image of someone crying while watching wrestling, does that earn me more insults and abuse?
well apparently he was special ed although the ny daily news didn't say how bad.TheDean said:
pretty tragic and a hard way for the family to learn about proper supervision even if he was only alone for 30 mins.
reminds be of the accidental spy with jackie chan --(6/11) 3:00-- , only it was a 3 storey building & he used 3 parasols.
well, if he was special ed then i suppose that makes it different. I blame:GeeseH said:
1. parents for not haivng explained the differences bwtween fantasy and reality, or at least that killing yourself is dangerous.
2. thef act that the alarm on the roof door was broken.
You obviously have never seen the movie otherwise youd know its "English, ************. Do you speak it?"Anton P. Nym said:
Because you're the gazelle the lions brought down. You came back to the watering hole, bleating about your wounds, and the pride closed in to finish the kill. It's a messy thing, but in the end theThe infamous SCAMola said:
I don't have any patience with the glass cannon mentality that you can take potshots at others all day but cry to Mommy the instant someone takes shots at you. Can't take it? Don't deal it.
Think of it as evolution in action, Darwin-boi, and use
-- Steve
edited to add:
Paraphrase [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/paraphrase]. And I saw the movie in its first run on the big screen, when a "big screen" was measured in feet instead of inches.shadowelancer said:
But that's alright, isn't it? Because I find it funny, and that makes it okay by your lights.The infamous SCAMola said:
I'm not doing anything to you that you haven't done to the parents of that kid. Consider that for a moment before replying.
-- Steve
Am i the only one not having seen anyone jump off a building in wrestling? Nobody has seen it, its not just me? Okay then. In that case i'd say its more probable the kid was imitating the latest spongebob episode and leave it at that.
Edit: Also, it really is a tragedy. Too bad it could have been avoided if his sister had paid some f*cking attention to her obviously not too bright little brother.
Edit: Also, it really is a tragedy. Too bad it could have been avoided if his sister had paid some f*cking attention to her obviously not too bright little brother.
Then why so serious? Why complain when you're the butt of the lulz, survival-of-the-fittest-boy? If everything's fair game, then suck it up and quit whining about it being unfair.The infamous SCAMola said:
I seriously think you haven't thought through the implications of "everything is fair game"; I think you don't understand the consequences well enough to truly appreciate how busted that philosophy really is. This may be the Internet, but it's real people posting on it... sometimes about real things. There are real consequences to posting... and Google (and Facebook and Twitter) makes it tougher to escape those consequences every day.
Someone real got hurt. Someone real died. This isn't a cartoon; it's not a movie, and a stunt double isn't going to get back up from the crash pad at the bottom of the movie set. There are real relatives out there mourning... and thanks to Google News they can find this thread and read it.
What you're experiencing now is the barest taste of what that kid's mother or sister would feel should either come upon what you wrote.
Think.
-- Steve
