Ninjas Save Man From Mugger

[Logan Westbrook]

Ninjas Save Man From Mugger

A mugging in Australia was interrupted in a peculiar way, as a team of ninjas chased the muggers away.

Three muggers got the surprise of their life, as a team of ninjas interrupted them assaulting a German exchange student in Sydney, Australia. The attack took place in an alleyway right next to a ninjitsu school, and when a student noticed the incident the school came out in force to save the man.

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto. "These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted ... They just picked the wrong spot," he added.

The student suffered minor injuries and lost his cell phone and iPod. Police have two men in custody, and are looking for a third.

Source: BBC [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm]


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[Hiphophippo]

I'm going to ignore the second, descriptive part of your story and believe that the picture posted is what they saw.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Reminds me of one of my favourite GBA games, Ninja Cop. Damn it was awesome.

He's a ninja, AND a cop! What more do you want?

Calumon: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ninja's EVERYWHERE!

 

[Lordpils]

Best story of the day.

 

[Beefcakes]

If they were seen, then they truly aren't ninjae....
All jokes aside, rock on Australia, I love having you as my home
First the superhero comic book robbery, now a ninja defense?
For the win. For. The. Win.

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm going to ignore the second, descriptive part of your story and believe that the picture posted is what they saw.

That would be much cooler

Muggers: "Give me your valuable possessions good sir!"
*Scorpion appears*
Muggers: "On second thought, I remember I left my oven on!" *tactical retreat*

OT: Those muggers were asking to get ninja'd (not the forum verb, the getting your ass kicked by a ninja verb) mugging someone by a ninjitsu school.

 

[jultub]

This made me lol

 

[IamQ]

...So...so...so you're telling me that Ryu Hayabusa and Naruto came and kicked the ass of 2 muggers, but the third got away because the copy no-jutsu and tricked them?

 

[SextusMaximus]

They still practise ninjitsu? Wait... what?!? is the story taking the mick out of me?

 

[Captain Pancake]

Classic. Shame they didn't get to open a can of whoopass on the thugs.

 

[Ithera]

Cowards! All big and bad with the numbers on their side. Come retribution they run? Should have chased them down and practiced the "way of the Ninja" on their hides.

 

[Rainboq]

*finally stops laughing*

First rule of mugging: KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

OT: This is fricken' hilarious! Hope they find the students stuff!

 

[sirkai007]

This song fits so well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUWOMJE2nqM&NR=1

 

[Darth Caelum]

Ok. That was Awesome

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Best bit of news I've heard in a long time.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Muggers: "Give me your valuable possessions good sir!"
*Scorpion appears*
Muggers: "On second thought, I remember I left my oven on!" *tactical retreat*

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto

I'm going to be very disappointed if at least one of them wasn't yelling "GET OVER HERE!"

 

[DocBalance]

I have absolutely nothing to say here. I am struck dumb by how awesome this is.

 

[pwnzerstick]

They shouldve dropped down from the building and snapped the muggers neck

 

[Marmooset]

The student suffered minor injuries and lost his cell phone and iPod. Police have two men in custody, and are looking for a third.

They got his cell phone and Ipod?
I'm wondering if the ninjas were charging as hard as ninjas can charge.