Ninjas Save Man From Mugger

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tsu-money said:
Definitive proof that ninjas are infinitely better than pirates.
Indeed, I need to show this to a friend of mine, who wrongly believes pirates to be better.

sirkai007 said:
This song fits so well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUWOMJE2nqM&NR=1
That song, when combined with his story made my day.
 

Brandon237

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The_ModeRazor said:
Now that made my day.
I figure they weren't just running at them, they were wallrunning at them. (can't do italics sadly)
Just do this [i*]what you want to say[/i*] but take away the stars. For bold you go [b*]some words[/b*]. From there you can experiment with strike and underline.
 

GrinningManiac

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Bah, they're not very good ninjas if they didn't cut off all escape routes. The guy might have been a little bit more beat-up in the preperation, but it would pay off with a Ninja Asskicking, apprehension of the thugs AND the return of all the student's belongings

A similar story:

a couple of muggers tried to assault and mug a frail old man with a walking stick. Turns out, the frail old man was the retired fencing word champion, and the cane was a swordstick he was given as a retirement gift by the international fencing community. Needless to say, they were hospitalised, and I think one died
 

micky

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i cant blame the muggers for running, i would to if i had a bunch of screaming ninjas run after me
 

CoverYourHead

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I believe that is one of the worst possible places to try to rob someone by.

I wonder if they broke the sound barrier running away.
 

VanityGirl

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Super Fail on the robbers' part. Really, of all places why would you rob someone next to a ninjitsu school? Idiots.
 

Yokai

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That just made my fucking week. Thank you so much for reporting that bit of news, Mr. Westbrook.
 

Shoggoth2588

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My week has just been made xD

I too am ignoring the second half of the article so as to imagine shadow-lurkers beating the crap out of muggers
 

Silver Patriot

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LeonLethality said:
Hiphophippo said:
I'm going to ignore the second, descriptive part of your story and believe that the picture posted is what they saw.
That would be much cooler

Muggers: "Give me your valuable possessions good sir!"
*Scorpion appears*
Muggers: "On second thought, I remember I left my oven on!" *tactical retreat*

OT: Those muggers were asking to get ninja'd (not the forum verb, the getting your ass kicked by a ninja verb) mugging someone by a ninjitsu school.
You forgot "GET OVER HERE!"

*Awesomeness Ensues*

Also, best title ever.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Well this is an interesting thing to stumble upon.
Ninjas saving an dude from Muggers.

Good day so far.
 

Alar

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This is just epic win. Great work to those students, and I'm glad those muggers got what was coming to them (and a laundry bill for soiled pants).