Nintendo Wants To "Win Over the Halo Audience"

TeaBaggin

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Fumbles said:
Neonbob said:
The Great JT said:
How Nintendo Can Win Over Halo Audience:

Release Halo on the Wii.
*Pukes blood*
Oh god...I think that was my spleen again...
Honestly, that is one of the last things I'd ever want to see.
Honestly, I don't see myself caring about Nintendo anymore. All the attention and respect I used to have for them was lost completely when they released Wii Music.
So I'll just have to say...no, thanks for playing, and I might see you next time.
EDIT: Wow, way to go, JT! You got quoted 4 times!

It took you that long to hate them? I was done after Nintendogs... or when they started to whore themselves with Super Smash Bros, infinite Mario Party (Parties?), and also that shitty Star Fox game on the Gamecube.
Maybe we just don't want to release our nostalgia of playing awesome nintendo games when we were kids from its war blanket of comfort is the reason we still care.

also which star fox game on the cube... because we don't talk about either.



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Jandau

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Isn't wanting to win over the Halo audience kinda like wanting to get cancer?

Sorry, couldn't resist...
 

asinann

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Yoshi_egg80 said:
what makes them think the halo fans would have a wii?
They don't, they sold their wiis to buy halo. Not like they were using them anyway.
 
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This is actually quite sad. Until now the Wii has been a totally unique console that targeted and totally won over the casual gamer, and was great fun at parties or just in group playing in general.

Now it seem that it's changing from unique console with many strengths, into being the annoying whiny kid who attaches onto the group of bigger kids shouting "Hey guys! Wait uuup" and trying to dress as them to fit in..

Really Nintendo, there's nothing wrong with being unique, you had a pretty good thing going with your current fanbase and the Wii was a cool idea, stop stuffing your metaphorical trousers to make yourself something you're not.

Malygris said:
"We think we [can] win over the Halo audience with something like Wii Fit Plus [http://www.conduitgame.com/index_uk.html]."
I also lol'd at this. While it's possible, why would someone playing something like Dead Space then go buy Mario Kart?? This is just blatant hope that the Wii brainwaves will convince them that Mario games are indeed like Dead Space.

[small]
  • Buy Mario Kart
    Buy Mario Kart
    Give us your money.
    Buy Mario Kart
    It's just like a shooter game.
    Honest.
    Buy it.
    Buy Mario Kart!
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Unless Nintendo gets a Halo exclusive or a game of equal greatness, as far as the type of game it is, I doubt it will happen. It just doesn't seem likly hardcore Halo fans are gonna buy a Wii to play one multiplayer game; and after a while think "Oooh, that Mario Kart racing game looks like fun!"
 

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oliveira8 said:
The Great JT said:
How Nintendo Can Win Over Halo Audience:

Release Halo on the Wii.
With the option to use Mario instead of Master Chief.
Wasn't there a cheat on Halo 3 that makes MC's death scream the mario death scream. I swore I heard it once.

Anyway...

I know halo fans. They are hard to rip from the all powerful halo. I was one, but ever since my mythic maps failed to download my eyes have been opened to half life. Good luck Nintendo!
 

Jast

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BAH! Like Dead Space on the Wii is going to attract anyone. The original was a piece of trash in my humble opinion. Who wants to buy more trash? I highly doubt that game is going to turn any heads.
 

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I really hope they accomplish this, then some of the more intellectually insulting criticism of the Wii will eventually disappear.
 

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Can anyone tell me WHY? oh WHY would I play a Wii version of halo with a graphics downgrade half the number of controls, and more likely than not the inability to move around on my own free will in the game?

Um yeah nintendo you can win us over, just keep releasing those gold plated moneymaking wonders from your sphincter, and eventually ill detach myself from the beautiful, well made, open world games that Xbox 360 has so skewed my perception of what I consider a good game.

Kiss mah butt nintendo. Your not gonna buy me off with wii bullshit. and I really doubt your gonna get too many people back at all. Doubt that? Make another sonic game.
 

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Just becasue you release a shooter, doesn't mean were gonna flock to you. Stick with the nintendo forumla
 

IamQ

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Why would they want the halo audience? Can't we keep the immature kids in one place?
 

Sneaky Paladin

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Malygris said:
. "And you know what? Once those people buy into Wii, they'll go buy Wii Fit Plus [http://www.mariokart.com/]."
Stop RIGHT there......BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Don't they know they are the kinds of gamers who don't want the Wii because of this shit?

It's like selling guns at a baby daycare and once they bought a gun expecting them to stay for the daycare
 

MK Tha Rebel

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So, you really think you can win over the Halo audience, Mr. Fils-Aime?



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DarkLordofDevon

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Gotta say. Why would you WANT the Halo audience? Seriously, have they met some of those people? Obvioulsy you get a mix of good and bad people, but the Halo audience aren't exactly renown as the most pleasant of gamer groups...