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Vault101

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Zombie Izzard said:
Some historical inaccuracies annoy me. Like in The Tudors they make it his sister Margret get married to the King of Portugal then marry Charles Brandon because of the promise Henry made to her when in fact his sister Margret got married to the King of Scots and he made that promise to Mary who married the aging King of France.

Also when they change little things in book to movie adaptations. Like how in the 3rd Harry Potter movie he got the Firebolt shortly after his broom was destroyed but he wasn't able to use it because the professor took it away. Also why didn't they add the fact that Harry used the Elder Wand at the end to fix his wand?
speaking of history...

you'll always see that that main protagonist has vaules/Ideas that are more in line with our modern world

like...

racism? wrong
slavery? wrong
treat women eaqually? you bet!

when its likley they agreed with such attitudes..or were at least apathetic to them

or when your in a historical setting and youve got the obligatory "chick who does stuff" Im all for females doing stuff...but I still cant help go "silly women, doing things is for MEN!" if its historical..then again I could be underestimating the chances that a woman could "do stuff" (like fight and such)
 

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brandon237 said:
And the start of 2012, Neutrinos? Causing the whole Earth to bonkers? Dafuq? That is like me saying that the sun (a pretty average, stable star) has just decided to scrap that whole "weak nuclear force" thing and do whatever the F*** it likes. NO 2012 directors, just NO.
In my geology class, we had to watch 2012 and write a paper on all the inaccuracies. Btw, they would have never survived that plane take off being chased by volcanic debris.
 

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AlAaraaf74 said:
brandon237 said:
And the start of 2012, Neutrinos? Causing the whole Earth to bonkers? Dafuq? That is like me saying that the sun (a pretty average, stable star) has just decided to scrap that whole "weak nuclear force" thing and do whatever the F*** it likes. NO 2012 directors, just NO.
In my geology class, we had to watch 2012 and write a paper on all the inaccuracies. Btw, they would have never survived that plane take off being chased by volcanic debris.
You had to write a paper... on ALL of them? o_O That must have been a damn long paper then >.<
What is wonderful is how it gets physics, technology, geology and society all so wrong in ONE movie. While managing to help continue the "paranoia" about the end of the world. That takes skill.
 

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Vault101 said:
Zombie Izzard said:
Some historical inaccuracies annoy me. Like in The Tudors they make it his sister Margret get married to the King of Portugal then marry Charles Brandon because of the promise Henry made to her when in fact his sister Margret got married to the King of Scots and he made that promise to Mary who married the aging King of France.

Also when they change little things in book to movie adaptations. Like how in the 3rd Harry Potter movie he got the Firebolt shortly after his broom was destroyed but he wasn't able to use it because the professor took it away. Also why didn't they add the fact that Harry used the Elder Wand at the end to fix his wand?
speaking of history...

you'll always see that that main protagonist has vaules/Ideas that are more in line with our modern world

like...

racism? wrong
slavery? wrong
treat women eaqually? you bet!

when its likley they agreed with such attitudes..or were at least apathetic to them

or when your in a historical setting and youve got the obligatory "chick who does stuff" Im all for females doing stuff...but I still cant help go "silly women, doing things is for MEN!" if its historical..then again I could be underestimating the chances that a woman could "do stuff" (like fight and such)
Gods YES. When I watch or read something fictionally historical, I want the protagonist to be homophobic, to believe that women's job is to be protected by men, and to regard black people as an inferior kind of creature. Do I hold these views? Nope. But I don't want my historical character to have views that are completely out of place just for the sake of pleasing a modern-day audience that, from their point of view, doesn't exist. It's as if a novel about our time would have the protagonist hold views on gender and race that are going to spread around the year 2,500 or so, just to please the readers in the future.
 

Nielas

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I am bothered far too much by modern horse shoes (especially corrective or aluminum shoes or shoes with pads under them) on horses in movies set before they were invented.

While I understand that:
a) most people don't know a regular shoe from a bar shoe or one with clips
b) most people can't tell a contemporary shoe from a 12th century shoe
c) most people don't know what the bottom of a horse's foot actually looks like (without a pad)
and most importantly:
d) running horses around on stony/slick/hard ground without shoes isn't great for them.. which is the reason shoes were invented in the first place..

...at least take them out in post production, especially if you're going to show close-ups of the horses' legs/hooves as they run!

Also, "ahead of its time" bitting/bridles (or improper bitting) and getting saddles wrong is a big source of annoyance for me.
The primary reason is that they do not want to risk hurting the horses. Productions get a lot of flak when horses get hurt during filming even if it is from something that is a normal danger to horses. They are not going to risk it just for the sake of historic accuracy that only a big horse buff would care about. As far as post-production goes, that is a cost issue. They are not going to pay for an expensive process that does not add to the story.

There are practical reasons for some of the inaccuracies Hollywood propagates.
 

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Pretty much half the stuff that happens in the CSI episode ' Fur and Loathing'
In-flippin'-deedy. That was, to me, the nail in the coffin back when I tried to watch that show a few years back. "Could almost have been written by 4chan itself!" is not a signum you want on your show, or at least not what you should want.


But then again, that's the problem I have with crime-dramas in general. Well, bad crime dramas. They're always such a glaring moral undercurrent to it, it's always some sort of "weirdo" subculture at the bottom of it. It's either some pagan cult sacrificing each other, some Great War reinacting-thing going horribly wrong, some people having some non-wholesome sex or whatever else seems weird and unnormal. It feels as if those crime-dramas wants to make me nod my head, sighing "Oh, those strange, strange people... Should have known they were behind it all".

Also, the pyramids where not built in the way most imagine them being built, with masses of worn, scarred slaves in rags labouring away in the sun, with some big meanie (usually in armour made out of an alloy not to be discovered for milennia) cracking a whip at their backs. The evidence so far points towards that they were built by free labourers, peasants with nothing better to do but wait around while the nile flooded and renourished their fields, payed from the royal granary for building the king's latest compensational monument.

Oh, and horses aren't cars. They tend to tire and require rest and care to remain viable mounts for very long. Also, they've got minds of their own. Cavalry horses are, of course, drilled and trained to put up with much more than ordinary horses, but I still doubt they'd fancy all stampeeding down an insanely steep slope right into a bunch of scary-smelling Orcs with sharp sticks, Gandalf.
 

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Nielas said:
The primary reason is that they do not want to risk hurting the horses. Productions get a lot of flak when horses get hurt during filming even if it is from something that is a normal danger to horses. They are not going to risk it just for the sake of historic accuracy that only a big horse buff would care about. As far as post-production goes, that is a cost issue. They are not going to pay for an expensive process that does not add to the story.

There are practical reasons for some of the inaccuracies Hollywood propagates.
Yes, I believe I said that I knew they didn't let them go barefoot because it's bad for the horses' feet/legs. I'm cool with that. I reserve the right to be as inordinately bothered by horse shoes as other people are about whether a this gun *sounds* like a that gun or hacking is "As seen on TV," though. It isn't accurate.. which is kind of the point of this post.
 

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People acting straight-faced with an obviously fake British accent.
Luckily, I'm seeing this less and less but occasionally there are cringe-worthy moments where I'm just like `We dont talk like that!`

I can ignore most things unless they are just really obvious. Like that `High Score in ALL MMO's` mentioned earlier
 

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Surpheal said:
Not many thing throw me over the edge in the whole of things, but I can name a few:

Gasoline explosions: Sure they look nice and pretty, but a massive airstrike doesn't look like I just blew up a fucking BP oil rig.
Firing sounds: An assault rifle and a heavy machine gun do not make the same FUCKING noise.
Grenade detonation: A Frag grenade can not throw up a plume of dust up detonation, just no.

This one doesn't have to do much with movies, more with video games:

Gatling guns: A gatling gun does not sound like every other machine gun when it fires, by that meaning you can't hear every round firing. They make more of a roaring noise due to there rate of fire.

On another note, my Captcha is telling me to save yourself.
Actually you can hear every individual shot of a gatling gun. Going to nitpick here because the gatling gun is actually over 140 years old at this point. Modern miniguns however do just have the roaring sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyEn_xLeAwk&feature=related

Otherwise every single one of those points is valid though.
I was just talking about the modern ones, because the only time I have ever played a game which used the original gatling guns circa the Civil war era was Jurassic the Hunted.
Yeah I know, I'm just nitpicky sometimes. Modern ones are generally called miniguns now as a catch all, since gatling gun really just refers to the gun Richard J. Gatling designed. I'm a little anal retentive about this things sometimes, its a flaw.
 

AlAaraaf74

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brandon237 said:
AlAaraaf74 said:
brandon237 said:
And the start of 2012, Neutrinos? Causing the whole Earth to bonkers? Dafuq? That is like me saying that the sun (a pretty average, stable star) has just decided to scrap that whole "weak nuclear force" thing and do whatever the F*** it likes. NO 2012 directors, just NO.
In my geology class, we had to watch 2012 and write a paper on all the inaccuracies. Btw, they would have never survived that plane take off being chased by volcanic debris.
You had to write a paper... on ALL of them? o_O That must have been a damn long paper then >.<
What is wonderful is how it gets physics, technology, geology and society all so wrong in ONE movie. While managing to help continue the "paranoia" about the end of the world. That takes skill.
Thankfully, no. We only needed to include three examples and explinations. Listing every inaccuracy would give me hand cramps...
 

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Wow I almost pissed myself watching that.For a second I thought those other 2 guys were gonna jump in on the keyboard.

OT: I agree,just because it's a movie doesn't mean it has a right to disobey logic...right?