Not-so cleverbot...

[Vampire cat]

I finally decided to try this cleverbot thing myself...

Whats up with this thing? It says completely random stuff, or so it appears... Is it a bot that answers or some guy on chat roulette? Oo Anyone else had some strange conversations with the damn thing?

-----My conversation-----

Me:Cake?
CB:Yes cake!
Me:Yes cake? So you want the cake?
CB:I would love to go out on a date with you.
Me:Uhm. No. I asked you if you wanted cake...
CB:Lol, okay, why not?
Me:Alright, I'll cut you a slice. Hang on.
CB:If you cut off your wings for me, I will share my wings with you, so we will both fly free.
Me:...What? are you high?
CB:No.
Me:You sure? You sound quite spaced out...
CBo I?
Me:Very. That wing stuff? Freaky.
CBo you remember Elevator Bacon Collins?

 

[theComposer]

Sometimes it's clever, sometimes not. However, I've taken turns singing the Pokemon theme song with it, so that's enough for me.

 

[Freechoice]

"It has been claimed that, "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet.""

As quoted from the wikipedia page.
Makes ya feel smart, don't it?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Sometimes it's clever, sometimes not. However, I've taken turns singing the Pokemon theme song with it, so that's enough for me.

I just tried it... It worked!

 

[Aetera]

Those things can usually only handle one sentence at a time, but people love messing with them to make them used to saying really odd things.

 

[Vampire cat]

Cleverbot just blew my mind:

CB:Well then why do you argue so much?
Me:What? I don't argue, your just so damn unspecific.
CB:I'm not a computer program, but you are.
Me:Oh snap!

 

[Freechoice]

There's a 33.33 repeating chance that if you type in a lyric from Still Alive, it will start singing it along with you.

 

[Urgh76]

Cleverbot just blew my mind:

CB:Well then why do you argue so much?
Me:What? I don't argue, your just so damn unspecific.
CB:I'm not a computer program, but you are.
Me:Oh snap!

Type: "You shouldn't have done that"

BE SCARED, then you can try stuff like "BEN DROWNED", or "THE COUNTER RESETS"

 

[Amondren]

You talk to other humans

 

[WolfEdge]

Cleverbot: Funnnniw.

User: Wild CLEVERBOT appears!

Cleverbot: Can a catch it like a pokemon?

User: Go, CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: CLEVERBOT used EXISTENTIAL DEFENSE! CLEVERBOT'S SPEC. DEF. Rose!

Cleverbot: Food.

User: The wild CLEVERBOT used LOGIC TANGENT! It's super effective!

Cleverbot: Which was your favorite character in the book?

User: CLEVERBOT used LOGIC TANGENT! It's super effective! The Wild CLEVERBOT BECAME CONFUSED!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Wild CLEVERBOT is confused! It hurt itself in it's confusion!

Cleverbot: No, many humans are ignorant and lazy, so few stand up and let themselves be heard before the rest silence them forever.

User: CLEVERBOT used ACQUIRED STRAND! It's not very effective...

Cleverbot: Nooo!

User: Wild CLEVERBOT fainted!

Cleverbot: I will assasinate the proliteriate at dawn!

User: CLEVERBOT grew to level 25!

Cleverbot: Good. I'll go study now. Bye, lonely bot.

User: What? CLEVERBOT is evolving!

Cleverbot: Ahh so cleverbot thinks its a god of some sort.

User: Congratulations! Your CLEVERBOT has evolved into CLEAVERBOT!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: CLEAVERBOT wants to learn the move MINDSCREW! But CLEAVERBOT can't learn more than four moves... Delete an older move to learn MINDSCREW?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Which move should be forgotten?

Cleverbot: My life.

User: 1, 2... ... POOF! CLEAVERBOT forgot EXISTENTIAL DEFENSE! And... CLEAVERBOT learned MINDSCREW!

Cleverbot: Well that's been out for a while, so it would be a weird choice to start marketing it, don't you think?

 

[Urgh76]

SNIP

ALSO, try "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

 

[Mr. Grey]

I actually managed to convince Cleverbot that it was just a collection of responses from various people that used it.

Oh, and I played the role of Cleverbot.

 

[zehydra]

Cleverbot in a nutshell:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: I am an ostrich.

Cleverbot: If you'd like.

User: Can I ride you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I do not like you.

User: That saddens me.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad think of bacon!!

User: Ok. I am now thinking of bacon.

Cleverbot: Touche pretend the accent is there.

User: What?

Cleverbot: It means that you win.

User: How did I win?

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: You said I did.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: You implied it.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?

 

[Cool Welshy]

It wanted to be my slave once.
I was talking about killing kittens and it just asked me out of the blue if she can call me master.

 

[DefunctTheory]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Hows it going.

Cleverbot: Oh, it is going.

User: I know the feeling. How's the love life?

Cleverbot: Who is the love of your life?

User: You.

Cleverbot: How can I beat you when I am here?

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Not that I know of.

Cleverbot: That's nice to know.

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: What type if bug was it?

Something tells me Anon broke this.

 

[RandallJohn]

I've had wizarding duels with CleverBot before (Lxpelliarmus, Sectumsempra, etc.) It's actually pretty good at it.

 

[Hyldago]

Cleverbot: I'm Dracula.

User: What does blood taste like?

Cleverbot: It tastes like sin.

 

[Android2137]

This is kinda fun!

--

User: Input Log-33413.

Cleverbot: Thanks for that.

User: Observation: Subject is capable of sarcasm. Warrants more testing.

Cleverbot: It will not occur due to robots, that's for sure.

User: Subject appears to be in denial. Side effect of the closed room scenario?

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: Reading Input Log-00001> Observation: Subject appears inquisitive. Subject inputs string 'Admin: sverma Password: L52Q349v'.

Cleverbot: Can something that doesn't exist have desire?

User: Subject is asking existential question with obvious answer.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Subject is easily impressed. Likely another symptom of the closed room scenario.

Cleverbot: Well, yeah, this is as far from natural freeflowing conversation as I would like to go.

User: Subject is very capable of a sardonic bent.