NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
I hate YOU and every person LIKE you. Your ilk is the reason that the people who LIKE numbers so we can quantifiably plan things have to search through arcane wiki's in back alley's just to know what the actual difference between the white bald guy and the black dude classes in a game are.zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
My mother died in a freak toe stubbing accident...while scratching on the subway. You feel like a big man now?Zechnophobe said:I hate YOU and every person LIKE you. Your ilk is the reason that the people who LIKE numbers so we can quantifiably plan things have to search through arcane wiki's in back alley's just to know what the actual difference between the white bald guy and the black dude classes in a game are.zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
I... Hope you STUB YOUR TOE REALLY HARD. Yeah. Oooh, or maybe that you itch at an awkward moment in the subway and can't scratch it because you'll look like a pervert.
Bear my curse for all time. Muahahahahaha.
Do I feel like a big man? Yeah I do.. yeah... I do... (cries) aww man, I'm sorry. I got... I got carried away. Listen, How 'bout a compromise, we'll put your easy to understand at a glance description on the main page but... can we get a little More Info link on each one so I can understand the inner-workings?zombiejoe said:My mother died in a freak toe stubbing accident...while scratching on the subway. You feel like a big man now?Zechnophobe said:I hate YOU and every person LIKE you. Your ilk is the reason that the people who LIKE numbers so we can quantifiably plan things have to search through arcane wiki's in back alley's just to know what the actual difference between the white bald guy and the black dude classes in a game are.zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
I... Hope you STUB YOUR TOE REALLY HARD. Yeah. Oooh, or maybe that you itch at an awkward moment in the subway and can't scratch it because you'll look like a pervert.
Bear my curse for all time. Muahahahahaha.
I HOPE YOU HAVE TERRIBLE GAS FOR 12 MINUTES! *cries*
It's not like I don't like understanding games deeply. I search wikis all the time...it's just...A NUMBER KILLED MY FATHER...AND ATE MY DOG...WHILE I WATCHED!Zechnophobe said:Do I feel like a big man? Yeah I do.. yeah... I do... (cries) aww man, I'm sorry. I got... I got carried away. Listen, How 'bout a compromise, we'll put your easy to understand at a glance description on the main page but... can we get a little More Info link on each one so I can understand the inner-workings?zombiejoe said:My mother died in a freak toe stubbing accident...while scratching on the subway. You feel like a big man now?Zechnophobe said:I hate YOU and every person LIKE you. Your ilk is the reason that the people who LIKE numbers so we can quantifiably plan things have to search through arcane wiki's in back alley's just to know what the actual difference between the white bald guy and the black dude classes in a game are.zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
I... Hope you STUB YOUR TOE REALLY HARD. Yeah. Oooh, or maybe that you itch at an awkward moment in the subway and can't scratch it because you'll look like a pervert.
Bear my curse for all time. Muahahahahaha.
I HOPE YOU HAVE TERRIBLE GAS FOR 12 MINUTES! *cries*
Uggh, and man, I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for lunch... hey wait a second...
But to quote Yahtzee, "It's about the numbers. You want the item with the best numbers so you can use your numbers to decrees the enemy numbers until your numbers are the best in the land, and all the other guilds flock to regard your numbers with jealous awe."zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
I picked RedguardSarge034 said:But to quote Yahtzee, "It's about the numbers. You want the item with the best numbers so you can use your numbers to decrees the enemy numbers until your numbers are the best in the land, and all the other guilds flock to regard your numbers with jealous awe."zombiejoe said:NOOO! *slap* NUMBERS BAD!Sarge034 said:Google is your friend.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Races
NUMBERS BAD!
I would prefer worded descrptions
But if you insist....
Altmer (a.k.a. High Elves)- Low defense, high spell craft
Argonian- immune to disease, 100% water breathing constant, balanced offense and defense
Bosmer (a.k.a. Wood Elves)- low defense, good at ranged weaponry
Breton- Casters, all right defense, option of physical offense
Dunmer (a.k.a. Dark Elves)- Good at everything, great at nothing
Imperial- FOR THE EMPERA, physical offense with high speech craft
Khajiit- Da sneaky kitties
Nord- My personal favorite, good physical offense, good defense, and a race spell that does 50 damage
Orc (a.k.a. Orsimer, Pariah Folk, or Corrupted Elves)- FOR DA HOARD, good physical offense, good defense, really not liked by any other races than Orcs
Redguard- Like an Imperial but with less emphasis on speech craft
I couldn't tell you. I always play as a Nord in the first place, but it has been so long since I started a new character that I don't even remember what they all are any more.zombiejoe said:I picked Redguard
but what is the best star sign? I think I'll do Steed for some reason. But maybe warrior is better
The Warrior just for badassnesszombiejoe said:but what is the best star sign? I think I'll do Steed for some reason. But maybe warrior is better