Ocean Marketing Rep Sues Former Employers

UnderGlass

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Oh thank goodness! I really needed a good laugh. Christoforo really is the gift that just keeps giving.

I mean it's all in the name right? Christoforo. I really hope Santa keeps him off the naughty list this year, purely for the joy and laughter he has brought into the homes of internet denizens everywhere.
 

lacktheknack

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Sixcess said:
He's like a lemming on a bungee cord - can't quite hit the bottom of the cliff but he keeps trying.
I think he did actually hit it... he just bounced up afterwards and is going for a another hit. -_-
 

Antonio Torrente

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Dirty Hipsters said:
It's like he doesn't realize that he's acting like a total ass and that no one likes him. He'd probably fit in perfectly with the cast of Jersey Shore.
You know what he's perfect for Jersey Shore, because he looks like the guys there only older, he as dumb as the guys there, and he will earn a lot of money for acting stupid in front of the camera.
 

The Lugz

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tmande2nd said:
So in other words:


Yeah CRY SOME MORE you brain damaged incompetent.
now now, that's an insult to brain-damaged people

this guy is just an incompetent jackass, there's a difference...
we can insult him all we want and it's still Pc :D

Brad Shepard said:
I think we are ignoring the biggest issue here... HOW THE HELL DOES ONE USE THAT THING?!
the little arms bend round to your fingers at the back of the controller, so you can press them backwards instead of using your thumb, if for example you did not have a thumb or you feel moving it is costing you the game ( i am unconvinced, but it's possible i guess )
 

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Crimson_Dragoon said:
piclemaniscool said:
My popcorn is a bit stale, but I'll still gladly bring the container back for Cristoforo. So many questions: Why isn't he in jail? How could someone so legendarily stupid have gotten this far in life? Was the Avenger any good?
1. Unfortunately, being an ass isn't considered illegal.

2. Your guess is as good as mine on that one.

3. Apparently, pretty good. That's the biggest shame of all of this: that the controller - which is supposed to help people with disabilities play games - and its maker are getting their names dragged through the mud because of this jackass.
Well, I was referring to the time when he hijacked accounts and attempted to extort clients, which IS a crime. (link in OP, i'm not good with BBcode, plus on a mac right now)
 

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piclemaniscool said:
Crimson_Dragoon said:
piclemaniscool said:
My popcorn is a bit stale, but I'll still gladly bring the container back for Cristoforo. So many questions: Why isn't he in jail? How could someone so legendarily stupid have gotten this far in life? Was the Avenger any good?
1. Unfortunately, being an ass isn't considered illegal.

2. Your guess is as good as mine on that one.

3. Apparently, pretty good. That's the biggest shame of all of this: that the controller - which is supposed to help people with disabilities play games - and its maker are getting their names dragged through the mud because of this jackass.
Well, I was referring to the time when he hijacked accounts and attempted to extort clients, which IS a crime. (link in OP, i'm not good with BBcode, plus on a mac right now)
also didn't he threaten a couple of people that has to be illeagal
 

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Oh nice! This guy again. I look forward to seeing what delicious entertainment this moron can provide me with.

And the Motto of the Moment when I came on this page was "Here we go again"

How appropriate.
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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This is why he can't have nice things.

Jesus, this man is LEGENDARILY stupid. How the hell can this twatbag not understand that NOBODY likes him and EVERYBODY hates him!? And yes! I'm aware that I made a tautology!
 

jimmy_curbstomp

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Sixcess said:
He's like a lemming on a bungee cord - can't quite hit the bottom of the cliff but he keeps trying.
That's the funniest sentence I've read all day! Just thought you should know.

On another note, this all makes me want to try out that controller. Has anyone here ever used one?
 

Comando96

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Why can't anonymous do something useful and stop this guy ever having an internet connection ever again? I mean... DDOSing Virgin... ok... that's not going to be very effective. This guy will only have a computer... as opposed to an Entreprenures Empire which has enough infrastructure to be it's own country xD
 

RJ 17

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:p I REALLY hope N-Control counter-sues after the judge laughs Christoforo out of the courtroom.
 

Denamic

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There's no need to lie to make him look bad.
In fact, you don't have to say anything.
He does it all on his own.
 

RJ 17

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Christo: Yo', judge, these people have been lying and disrespecting me! I can't get any new clients for my own PR operation!

Judge: Sir, we have countless documents to affirm the assertions that were made against you. Emails sent by you in which you acted in a manner that in no way respected the customers of N-Control, thus giving them proper grounds to fire you as you were not performing proper services as a PR agent representing them. We have numerous testimonies that you are quote: "The douchiest douche that ever douched his way to graduation from Douchington State Douchiversity." And the general consensus from all those concerned is that you are just a horrible person.

Christo: You're lying! You don't have any email evidence! You're part of the reason I can't get any work! I'm going to sue you now!

Judge: Sir, I know this isn't a criminal case and that you are the plaintiff, but I'm sentencing you to life in prison without parole on the grounds that you are a heinous detriment to our society and to protect the mental well-being of the citizens of the world.