Searchbar'd, and inspired by multiple topics, including the current "Your Last Meal" Thread.
Well that was silly of you, commiting all of those horrific crimes and terrifying the general population. You should have known this would lead to your execution!
However, as you are going to die, you may aswell be granted one final wish; the only problem is, you need to tell us what it is.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen,my question to you is "What is your last request before execution"?
Mine would have to be, that I am the one who is allowed to say "Ready, Aim, Fire!" to the Firing Squad, effectivvely ordering them to kill me.
EDIT: Not being executed is hardly an option now, is it, children?
EDIT 2:You can also be executed in anyway you see fit, other than ageing.
EDIT 3: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
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Well that was silly of you, commiting all of those horrific crimes and terrifying the general population. You should have known this would lead to your execution!
However, as you are going to die, you may aswell be granted one final wish; the only problem is, you need to tell us what it is.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen,my question to you is "What is your last request before execution"?
Mine would have to be, that I am the one who is allowed to say "Ready, Aim, Fire!" to the Firing Squad, effectivvely ordering them to kill me.
EDIT: Not being executed is hardly an option now, is it, children?
EDIT 2:You can also be executed in anyway you see fit, other than ageing.
EDIT 3: THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
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Space Cowgirl said:Ask the guards escorting me to my death to skip along with me singingloudly and off-key "We're off to see the wizard..." but not before we have some Cotton Candy flavored pudding whilst listening and dancing to "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.
The DSM said:The firing squad only have potato guns.
Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.
Bernzz said:I would request to have the execution as a difficult quick time event, and if I pass it I am allowed to walk free.
Basically, press X to not die.
BrynThomas said:Well if I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.
Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.
Honorable MentionsDe Ronneman said:I want 2 wishes.
Get shot by a clown. At least I'll get killed by my nemesis.
What the clown doesn't know is that my other wish is a pressure sensitive "Saw the game"-style shotgun trap that goes off when I fall down.
At least that way my death was usefull to the world, I took out a clown.
danielsharpe1634 said:clone me. have my clone mature to adulthood very fast [some how]. then let me be my own executioner.
also, move my memories over to my clone so i can continue on after executing myself
Magnalian said:As for me, I'd like my execution to be in the form of some kind of science experiment. That way I have a chance of not-dying and becoming a superhero at the same time!
MattRooney06 said:ask for 30 bottles of coco cola and a large bag of crushed mentoes.....drink the cola and swallow the bag whole.....then ask to be stabbed in the stomach.....when the sword punctures the bag........well just imagine that for a while
(This is because I laughed more than anything, well done, Vrex =-])Vrex360 said:If it's the electric chair then I demand to be killed by solar power, that way at least I'm being eco friendly.
Insomniactk said:Get Michael Atkinson to shoot me.
Ahh, the irony.
Wasder said:The people who are going to execute me must eat Mt.Everest, before they kill me.
Good luck, chaps, I'll be back in a few hundred years to see how you've gotten with that. Oh! sorry, I'll have died from natural causes by then! Shame.