Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

WhiteTiger225

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Im fighting Geralt then atm and I am not screwed at all since all I need to do is prod him with my finger during his half an hour sword swings and stunlock him to death.
 

KedynCrow

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I'm thinking that if the Courier decided I was standing in her way, I'd be pretty screwed. 100 melee, slayer, ninja, and a thermic lance do not a pretty picture make...
 

Oracle144

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Link, from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Evading him is easy... I'd just run to a pottery shop, and escape out the back. He'll be distracted for a while.
 

TheEverix

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My Minecraft character?! BUT HE HAS FULL DIAMOND GEAR!!

If we're going to ignore that, I guess it would be A.R.E.S. from the game of the same name. Robotic super soldier who takes down a space station and city destroying laser cannon. I'm done for.
 

AdumbroDeus

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Depends on who, varies between "seria, you look silly, now put that thing down before you hurt yourself" and "OH GOD OH GOD, the PAIN!"



Zaer said:
The last game I played...

Well, guess that would have to be Final Fantasy IV. I think I'm safe...Cecil's an emo git, and his paladin self is a bit of a pushover. XD
Cecil and rosa use twincast on you. No trace of you was ever found.
 

Jacob Haggarty

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Crackdown 2... the agent?

Nah, i should be fine, so long as i'm not within the blast radius. Honestly, he'll take one shot and if he misses he'll just get bored and blow up some cars.

No, it will be some time later when he finally kills me. I will be strolling through some wonderful park, and he will just ground-pound from a height of 3000ft. On to me.

Hilarious messiness ensues.
 

WOPR

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So... I'm fighting a Space Marine with a chainsaw sword, a sniper rifle, and an auto-rile... I'm dead
 

katboii

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Chell... well i guess i'm fairly safe... unless she brought the portal gun... in that case i might be in slight trouble
 

Srdjan

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Faction leader from my Rome TW Barbarian Invasion campaign, well if he comes without bodyguards I should be able to take him, if I can use whatever I have in my room (some guns) I can take out bodyguards as well.

So not screwed at all. Plus I get to sell their Roman stuff for like millions.
 

theguitarhero6

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Well, it was Duuke from DNF, but thats alright i can probably outrun his asthmatic ass. unless he has a freeze ray.....hm...
 

Taham

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Well, I last played MAG and that has no main character, so I'll have to go to the game before that.

Damn... Commander Shephard
 

Marble Dragon

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The main character from A Reckless Disregard for Gravity?

I dunno. Does he fall on my face or something? I think I'll be okay otherwise. (Although the main character is certainly more athletic than me, so I'm probably fucked unless he gets hit by a floating car or something.)
 

Cowabungaa

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Hah, the main character of Evil Genius is a fat, German industrialist. I'll smash that monocle through his face. I just need to make sure he can't summon his minions.