One-line confessions

[Jackhorse]

I'm nowhere near as nice as people think I am, I just act a part.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I fired mah Lazor.

 

[standokan]

All that is gold does not glitter, apparantly

cookie for the reference (i'll also take your swords bows and axes, for a cookie ofcourse)

 

[Comrade_Beric]

I never told.

 

[Megacherv]

I poked a badger with a spoon

Whole cake for reference

 

[Jake the Snake]

Nicole Kidman is a ghost and Rosebud is the sled.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Her head was in the box, and he was a ghost all along.

How dare you ruin Se7en and The Sixth Sense, you bastard!

 

[C95J]

I lost the game.

fuck, so did I...

 

[C95J]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

that isn't a confession it is just pure awesomeness!

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'm completley terrified that I won't get into Uni. (I know it's not the end of the world, but I really want to get in.)

Also, I cannot spell Absaloutely most of the time without trying more than twice

 

[UnwishedGunz]

i sometimes wonder if i should use a silencer to kill a mime

 

[hurfdurp]

In the Sims, Leon said my our latest outing was so boring he couldn't yawn enough, so I decided to have an affair with John Marston that evening. I didn't save afterward, please take me back, he means nothing to me :3.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

I'm the thing that hid under your bed when you were a child.

uncle scout???

 

[UnwishedGunz]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Can I have 5 million pounds please? *puppy dog eyes*

OT: without realising it, I managed to clock up over 150 hours on different games in a month

i have 823 hours logged on TF2

 

[Tonythion]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

TFS

COOKIE NOW

OP: I have a huge ego but I don't like the way I look...how is this possible you ask?
I really have no idea...because I like looking at myself in the mirror...

 

[dark-amon]

I'm with stupid -> dark-amon

 

[gundargundar]

I'm Old Gregg!

 

[The Ambrosian]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

TFS

COOKIE NOW

OP: I have a huge ego but I don't like the way I look...how is this possible you ask?
I really have no idea...because I like looking at myself in the mirror...

Well the picture wont embed so here is your text cookie -hands over cookie-

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Can I have 5 million pounds please? *puppy dog eyes*

That's, ah, a little excessive! Ahahaha. Besides Hull is kinda outta my way, if your profile is right... is it?

Calumon: Wow, Jack only asks for 5 pounds to the meat man! And that fills him up! You must be HUUUGGE!

Jack: Calumon! That's not nice to say to someone!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

This, and that I spent all of this months money last month, because I should not be allowed outside with disposable income.