One question for God.

[xkitix]

I'd ask, what came first... the chicken or the egg?... cause personally i think it was the salasaur!

 

[RanD00M]

How can you ask something that dose not exist a question?

 

[RanD00M]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

We know that that wasnt god but wizards. People you gotta read the book [http://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/uk/the-last-continent-1.jpg]

Wait.Rincewind made the platypus?

 

[Da Joz]

"Can you make a rock so heavy even you can't lift it?"

 

[RedDiablo]

How do you allow for evil to exist? I do believe in God, but I just want a more specific answer for evil.

 

[Davey Woo]

Why did you make Wasps? Why???

 

[gorunmezadam]

did you make up any of these religions around us?

 

[Sporky111]

Just the fact that God spoke to me would answer plenty of my questions. But given the opportunity I would ask if I would make myself important in the future. . . or what really killed the dinosaurs.

 

[ljd184]

if a blue house has blue bricks and a red house have red bricks what colour of bricks would a green house have

or just what will happen if i go back in time and kill my self when i was a just a baby

EDIT:if you love us all why don't you kill the devil and free all the people from hell

 

[ygetoff]

I'd probably ask him what the hell he was thinking at the time he decided to create the Earth and all the possibilities it held... whether he foresaw what could be?

He would say, "My son, I created this all for the entertainment value. Did you think there was actually another reason?"

My question would be: Coke or Pepsi? Or do you have something better?

 

[jebus4you]

Is jesus pissed at you?

 

[Daedalus1942]

I'd ask him why he lets people continue in believing in a false,deaf god who never hears the pleas or cries of thousands of people dying and suffering in 3rd world countries and Natural disasters everyday..
If there really is a "God" and he lets these things happen, then I vote that our Lord and Saviour is a bit of a prick.

 

[ae86gamer]

"Why did my phone break last Tuesday?"

 

[Sporky111]

Got another: What would Jesus do?

 

[Snowalker]

If the meaning of life, the universe and everything really was 42.

Mines like yours, but its:

Is the end to everything really 23?

 

[War Penguin]

If it exists, could I get into Heaven? (what with the judaism and all that)

 

[Snowalker]

I'd ask him why he lets people continue in believing in a false,deaf god who never hears the pleas or cries of thousands of people dying and suffering in 3rd world countries and Natural disasters everyday..
If there really is a "God" and he lets these things happen, then I vote that our Lord and Saviour is a bit of a prick.

Dude.. we are talking about a guy who led a man through the desert with a bunch of bickering people, with no guide. Barely safed them when problems arose, and then when the man died, he still sent him to hell. I say, yeah, he is a bit of a prick.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Can I feel your beard?

I'd probably feels really really nice.

Assuming he hasnt shaved it for some sideburns to keep up with his creations...

O.T. I'd ask him 10000000000000 wishes, i think that would sufice.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I'd ask him why he lets people continue in believing in a false,deaf god who never hears the pleas or cries of thousands of people dying and suffering in 3rd world countries and Natural disasters everyday..
If there really is a "God" and he lets these things happen, then I vote that our Lord and Saviour is a bit of a prick.

Dude.. we are talking about a guy who led a man through the desert with a bunch of bickering people, with no guide. Barely safed them when problems arose, and then when the man died, he still sent him to hell. I say, yeah, he is a bit of a prick.

Hahahaha, oh god that post absolutely made my day. I'm sure you and I will be blamed pretty soon though... Which wasn't my intention, I was just being realistic.

 

[ljd184]

also how would someone go about killing you