One word of advice to give to your children?
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Hm, true. Alternatively, I could always say to them something which is supposed to sound like sage advice, but is actually downright dumb/obvious, like: 'Never snort corn'Roggen Bread said:
Pretty much "be true to yourself". Yeah I just don't want him/ her to become something they don't want to be but rather to do it/ be him/ her self.
You stole mine. I can't even give original final words, my children are better off without me!Woodsey said:
Actually, this is pretty good advise.Lonely Packager said:
Once I was eating a corn-cob. And while eating I had to sneeze. After that I had this corn lodged between mouth and nose.
Then I had to snort corn. Was pretty hard work and quite painful.
Well... I'd assume if I were on my deathbed, my kids would be grown up themselves and would have already lived a lot of their life so any advice would be useless.
But if they were only young (well that's bloody depressing D
I'd tell them to never doubt their instincts or their heart. I'd tell them the road might be hard but if you do everything that makes you happy (as long as you're not harming anyone else) it'll be worth it.
But if they were only young (well that's bloody depressing D
I'd tell them to never doubt their instincts or their heart. I'd tell them the road might be hard but if you do everything that makes you happy (as long as you're not harming anyone else) it'll be worth it.
... Well hot damn, I'm so good at giving advice, I give good advice even when I'm trying not to!Roggen Bread said:
Awwww, being a dick ain't so bad! You see Chuck, there's three types of people in this world: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Now Pussies just want everyone to get along and Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking anything through. But then you got your Assholes, Chuck. And Assholes just want to shit all over everything. Now, Pussies might get mad at Dicks because Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks ALSO fuck Assholes, Chuck! And if the Dicks didn't fuck the Assholes, you know what we'd get? We'd get all of our Dicks AND our Pussies all covered in SHIT!Woodsey said:
Finale version:
THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE DICKS! We're wreckless, stupid, arrogant dicks! And the Film Actors Guild......are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole! Now pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes....assholes that just want to shit all over everything. Now pussies like to think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick....with some balls. The problem with dicks is that they fuck too much, or fuck when it's not appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But the problem with pussies is that sometimes they get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves! Because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world....but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks AND our pussies.......all covered in shit...
Marujauna's mostly okay, never use any other drug. That includes booze and cigarettes, I don't care if they're legal, they're worse.
And never judge someone for arbitrary things.
And my stash is in the pack of the pantry behind the loose floorboard. Have fun.
And never judge someone for arbitrary things.
And my stash is in the pack of the pantry behind the loose floorboard. Have fun.
Don't let the thought of failure stop you from trying.....but do let the thought of physical/financial ruin stop you.
"Find some way to enjoy what you do, and when you get a job, do what you love. Because if you enjoy what you do, you won't worry so much about being lazy, and if you love your job, then it won't be such a ***** to work." - If I wanted to be serious.
"I have a journal inside the mattress. In it is a key to the cellar. You'll need both for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. The cellar has guns, ammo, Twinkies, Spam, and water, among other things. My journal has my updated Zombie Plan. Pray you never need to use it." - If I wanted to be funny.
"I have a journal inside the mattress. In it is a key to the cellar. You'll need both for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. The cellar has guns, ammo, Twinkies, Spam, and water, among other things. My journal has my updated Zombie Plan. Pray you never need to use it." - If I wanted to be funny.
