One word of advice to give to your children?

[LostTimeLady]

"Don't... marry.... a Vogon..."

OK in all seriousness:

"Be brave, not just against man-eating genetically altered tigers but in everything."

 

[Dogstile]

Don't argue with people who won't back down. Just punch them, its quicker.

 

[Queen Michael]

"You've got to be one of the good guys... 'Cause there are way too many of the bad."

 

[zidine100]

"Keep going."

that's all ive got on this one here. Cheesy but its the best way, hopefully it becomes the kids saying (forgot the dang word i was looking for there).

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

"Bosco!"

Then, they'll find a bottle of Bosco syrup in my dresser with a sticky note on back reading: " Find the poems written in Middle English, they hold the key to my hidden sooper secret fortune" and they'll be led on a wild goose chase that ends with them finding my old copies of Persona 3 FES and Persona 4.

 

[loc978]

Literally one word: "Don't"
Colloquially a word of advice: "Don't exist"

...damn I hate kids. Now excuse me while I keep building this wooden rocking chair for my porch. The tricky part is the shotgun holster.

 

[squidface]

Probably "be excellent to each other" or "party on, dudes."
Why would I NOT quote my favourite film or make a reference on my deathbed?
They'd probably roll their eyes at me and moan that I was predictable.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I think I've said this on the forum before, but I'd say (presumably if I had a son in school) "Don't let girls copy your homework. They'll never fuck you. They won't touch you. They probably won't even talk to you."

 

[thomasmj7]

don't waste your time in a forum talking about pointless shit!

 

[dancinginfernal]

Don't feed the Yao Guai.

 

[faspxina]

don't waste your time in a forum talking about pointless shit!

xD

"The vegan king does not love trees?"

Just imagine the amount of meanings they could attribute to that.

 

[yeti585]

'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!'

Please tell me this was an A Christmas Story joke, and that you would give it to them in puzzle form.

On a serious note: "No one is that into their girlfriend, and if they are, they're lying."

 

[karcentric]

Play Saints Row and SR 2... and replicate irl. Have fun.

 

[Wackymon]

Mine would probobly be: "Try not to be an idiot like me."
Then I would die from banging my head against the wall too much.

 

[trophykiller]

I know You're expecting me to say something epic, which is why I won't.

In all seriousness, I would say "remember, there is great good and great evil in this world. You must always be aware which one you are.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

"Reach out... to the... truuuuuuuuth-"

Blegh

"Daddy rubs against little boys on the bus... I think that's why your mummy left us..."

And your use of Steven Lynch gets you 1+ Internet.

 

[geK0]

Son....come closer....I have something important to yell you........You can save money on yur car insurance by switching to Geico uuuugghh

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

 

[D-Soul]

You can walk in my footsteps, just don't follow where they go.