Out of Context Conversations

[bryanfuel]

Have you ever walked pass someone in the hall and only heard one sentence and wondered how it would make sense even in context? Also if you've heard only one half of a phone call.

Some Examples I've heard are

"taco bell has the free panda sandwiches"
"Nah, I'de prefer wario's ass"
"it doesn't taste as bad as a AA battery"

post either half of a phone conversation or a random statment

 

[delet]

So I walk into History class today and the guy sitting next to me turns to me and says, "Hey, I thought of you last night..."

It was out of context before a context could even be established. I can only imagine what the girl to his right thought upon hearing that. (Actually, I know what she thought because of the silent conversation she carried out with me while I talked to the guy who started the conversation...)

That counts, right?

 

[bryanfuel]

Not really because I generally avoid listening to people I don't know. But once I was talking to someone and the topic of toast came up and we were saying we didn't like burnt toast and someone who was eavesdropping suddenly started saying we were racist and hated black people because we didn't like burnt toast and burnt toast was black therefore we hated black people. It was a pretty WTF moment and I guess it fits the topic since they heard the comment out of context.

lol and ya close enough

So I walk into History class today and the kid sitting next to me turns to me and says, "Hey, I thought of you last night..."

It was out of context before a context could even be established. I can only imagine what the girl to his left thought upon hearing that. (Actually, I know what she thought because of the silent conversation she carried out with my while I talked to the guy who started the conversation...)

That counts, right?

and ya sure lol

 

[high_castle]

Lewis Black used to do a routine about how he once heard a nonsensical comment ("If it weren't for my horse, I would've never spent that year in college") that drove him to near madness trying to figure out just that worked out. Of course, this is Lewis Black we're talking about. His permanent residence is near-madness.

Sidebar: Having been a professional equestrian, on first hearing this, it wasn't all that nonsensical to me. It's since been explained to me that not many folks associate horses with higher education, and the two don't often cross paths. And then of course, I found out first hand that horses and college don't mix well, at least not on the professional level.

 

[YawehG]

"I think I want to major in kicking ass and minor in taking names"
"That's great, cause with obesity how it is you can get a lot more kicking mileage out of a single ass"

 

[Insanum]

I was talking to my cousin about house parties. Ive only been to a couple of relatively tame ones, but my cousin has been to some mad parties, And he was talking about the time his mate had to blow up an air bed without a pump. I replied saying "Blimey, I bet he was Red Faced".

JUST[/U][/I] as i said that, A woman walked by with...well it was either a red rash, or burns on her face.

And then my cousin played dumb.

Him:"who?"
me:"That guy! Your mate!"
Him: *blank Stare*
Me: *Putting a lot of distance between me & that woman.*

He still doesnt realise the situation he put me in there. ¬¬

 

[GreyWolf257]

"... and they were on the ground having Pokemon sex..."

"... you're just saying you're pregnant so I don't cave your face in with a lamp..."

"... and it was all sticky and covered with lint, but I couldn't help but taste it..."

"... and then I realized that it is apparently a sin, but I just loved my dog so much I couldn't help it..."

"... and then I saw the tan line. I couldn't exit out fast enough, and now I have that damn song stuck in my head..." [I think the conversation might have been about Meatspin, but I'm not certain.]

 

[Parellius]

I was talking to my cousin about house parties. Ive only been to a couple of relatively tame ones, but my cousin has been to some mad parties, And he was talking about the time his mate had to blow up an air bed without a pump. I replied saying "Blimey, I bet he was Red Faced".

JUST[/U][/I] as i said that, A woman walked by with...well it was either a red rash, or burns on her face.

And then my cousin played dumb.

Him:"who?"
me:"That guy! Your mate!"
Him: *blank Stare*
Me: *Putting a lot of distance between me & that woman.*

He still doesnt realise the situation he put me in there. ¬¬

That would be me! And I so didn't mean to play dumb =P

 

[Umberphoenix]

"Or by eating a bunch of embryos".

It was actually I who said that, but my mother (who was having the conversation with me) and I walked into the house right as I said that and my brother was like "wait, what?"

 

[Insanum]

I was talking to my cousin about house parties. Ive only been to a couple of relatively tame ones, but my cousin has been to some mad parties, And he was talking about the time his mate had to blow up an air bed without a pump. I replied saying "Blimey, I bet he was Red Faced".

JUST[/U][/I] as i said that, A woman walked by with...well it was either a red rash, or burns on her face.

And then my cousin played dumb.

Him:"who?"
me:"That guy! Your mate!"
Him: *blank Stare*
Me: *Putting a lot of distance between me & that woman.*

He still doesnt realise the situation he put me in there. ¬¬

That would be me! And I so didn't mean to play dumb =P

LIES! COMPLETE LIES. I will get you back for that, Im like an elephant (Not the face, Silence!) - I rarely forget!

 

[Generator]

"I think I want to major in kicking ass and minor in taking names"
"That's great, cause with obesity how it is you can get a lot more kicking mileage out of a single ass"

That's absolutely hilarious!

OT: Well, I never really get that, but I assume a lot of people that hear my friends' and my conversations hear something out of context, although usually they would just have ended up even more disturbed if they had heard the entire thing.

Spoiler: Sort of gross example, open at your own discretion.

For example, we once spent an entire lunch period talking about performing a certain *ahem* self-gratifying act in the front seat of a roller coaster right when the picture was being taken. ...I have some very immature friends.