I find that I come across some amusing out of context quotes every now and then, I figured it would be fun to start a thread for them. Of course you can never truly have no context, but calling it quotes doesn't have the same ring to it.
It sounds like being in love would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love, however I've never done something like this before so I don't know if I should, but I guess I can try, if I'm bad at it you can always kill me.
Am I...really a gentleman?
Do I have class? Am I honest? Am I faithful?
Why am I even hesitating!? Of course I'm a gentleman!
A regular person wouldn't last five minutes resisting this urge to poop, but a gentleman most certainly would!
Was it a woman who said that? I could see that texture being enjoyable. Assuming they weren't referring to someone's abs and were actually talking about a washboard"Now that's one washboard I'd love to press my delicates on".
It was a woman, but they were neither speaking about abs nor about an actual washboard.Was it a woman who said that? I could see that texture being enjoyable. Assuming they weren't referring to someone's abs and were actually talking about a washboard