Out of Context Quotes

blockhead77

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I find that I come across some amusing out of context quotes every now and then, I figured it would be fun to start a thread for them. Of course you can never truly have no context, but calling it quotes doesn't have the same ring to it.
 

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Fine I'll humour you, with a really old quote of mine from the old version of the site of a thread I happen to have bookmarked in my old profile.
It sounds like being in love♥ would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love♥, however I've never done something like this before so I don't know if I should, but I guess I can try, if I'm bad at it you can always kill me.
 

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"When you do not recognize the wrongs of the past, the future takes its revenge"
"I've come to understand that the truth isn't really what's important...what really matters is what people agree is the truth"
 
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Am I...really a gentleman?
Do I have class? Am I honest? Am I faithful?
Why am I even hesitating!? Of course I'm a gentleman!
A regular person wouldn't last five minutes resisting this urge to poop, but a gentleman most certainly would!
 

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"I mean I don't have anything against the gays, I just don't want them anywhere near my grandchildren."
 

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"Now that's one washboard I'd love to press my delicates on".
 
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"Now that's one washboard I'd love to press my delicates on".
Was it a woman who said that? I could see that texture being enjoyable. Assuming they weren't referring to someone's abs and were actually talking about a washboard
 

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Was it a woman who said that? I could see that texture being enjoyable. Assuming they weren't referring to someone's abs and were actually talking about a washboard
It was a woman, but they were neither speaking about abs nor about an actual washboard.
 

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