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Drathnoxis

The detective who kills people who ask him to help
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Sep 23, 2010
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"Wine and underwear are best when aged."
 
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Gordon_4

The Big Engine
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Apr 3, 2020
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"My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realises with horror that she still wants to fuck me"
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
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"The only problem is that she's a lesbian. And British."
"Just because it's not the same thing doesn't mean it's different."
"I eat pasta so the guilt will go away."
 

RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
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"That's a disturbing question I hope I never learn the answer to."

"And that's the problem with today's kids, they never lived under threat of nuclear annihilation."

"How the fuck is polio making a comeback?"
 
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Thaluikhain

Elite Member
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Jan 16, 2010
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We are deeply saddened by the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. We offer our sincere condolences to the Royal Family. Prepare for Skirmish Combat.
 
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Meximagician

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Apr 5, 2014
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"Damn the robotic squirrels! Untie the senator and release the venomous snakes, it's time to commit some SCIENCE!"
 

Gordon_4

The Big Engine
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Apr 3, 2020
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“Oh they’ve got it all wrong. I didn’t call that waiter a dirty Dago I called him a filthy Wop. I pride myself on accurate bigotry”

“It’s a very serious crime under Israeli law, shooting Palestinians out of season”
 

RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
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Australia
"She was a lot of Queens for just one woman."

"I tried to get all the stupid out of my system before coming over."

"Never trust a carpenter who has all their fingers."

"I'd be insulted if it wasn't so depressingly true."

"I was having recurring nightmares about being attacked by naked paratroopers."
 
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Silvanus

Elite Member
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Jan 15, 2013
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"Try to catch me when I'm covered in oil! I'm a squirmy little fella!"
 
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