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Chimpzy

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"If I had to, I'd say my dick has a 16/9 aspect ratio"
 

thebobmaster

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"today I realized something: the period after the Battle of Endor could be seen as the Star Wars equivalent of the baby boom, and that makes Kylo Ren a boomer"
 
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RhombusHatesYou

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Between There and There.
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The Wide, Brown One.
"Punk's not dead... it always smelled that way."

"If you think you 'secretly crave validation' I have bad news about the 'secret' part."

"Everyone says you're paranoid."

"My problem with Multiverse Theory is having to accept there's an alternate dimension where you're not a complete fuckwit."
 

immortalfrieza

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"Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely."

"I asked myself what would Jesus do? So I tried to turn her into a fish! Begone Satan! Hello Shamu!"
 
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