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"The horn has many important uses, but must not be used as a substitute for braking."
 

Drathnoxis

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"Your organs are at my fingertips. Be prepared to lose them." -N. Atas

"No matter how tragic the incident might have been, if you consider it as the seed for happiness, that tragedy would be able to be converted to greater happiness. You are merely increasing the tragedy by using it as armor."
 
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Xprimentyl

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"Let me ride you while you get sucked off!"

*Not giving the context, but that it was said on a good-natured, family-friendly sitcom makes it 1,000% funnier.*
 

Drathnoxis

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"You're going to use the sperm to give birth to the Ultimate Being...!"

"Fred, looking down at him proudly, whispered, 'He groaned when I pulled his pants off, so I quit.' "
 
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"I've been saying this forever. Be about hands, mouth and rock the boat gently and in constant contact. Don't be attacking it like you're packing gunpowder into a musket"
 

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"Errr... yes... he wanted to exclude the mitochondria from the sperm and create new sperm... Sperm with no parasites... Sperm with only the nucleus... He took the sperm that he created here and moved it to the hospital..."
 

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"Errr... yes... he wanted to exclude the mitochondria from the sperm and create new sperm... Sperm with no parasites... Sperm with only the nucleus... He took the sperm that he created here and moved it to the hospital..."
Parasite Eve fanfic?
 

XsjadoBlayde

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"Let us remember how Eric lived, and not how he died, propelled as he waa six hundred feet into the air by a sudden blast of hot corrosive slime."
 

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Thailand is like a box of chocolates. You never know which ones have nuts.