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Eric the Orange

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Hmmm I hadn't thought about that yeah that is interesting.

Well I can understand tracer and her time stuff. But what about the rest of the ladies?
 

Ruisu

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"Heres this products with a lot of racial, genre and overall design diversity"

"But were are the old women?"

Oh for fucks sake

edit: I just noticed 'Gavsmum.Com'. Double "for fucks sake".
 

Andy Shandy

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Jun 7, 2010
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I hear everyone's on GavsMum nowadays.

And yeah, while there's plenty of older men in games, the only two older women that spring to mind immediately are The Boss and Eva, both from MGS.
 

SirSullymore

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Eric the Orange said:
Hmmm I hadn't thought about that yeah that is interesting.

Well I can understand tracer and her time stuff. But what about the rest of the ladies?
Mei was frozen so she looks like she in her twenties even though she's in her thirties. Widow was also experimented on, but I don't know if it effected her ageing.
 

Zhukov

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Dec 29, 2009
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Uh huh. That's about where we're at.

Male characters can be anything. Female characters can be anything too... so long as they are also decorative.

Ah well. Baby steps. We'll get there eventually.
 

Josh123914

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Widowmaker is half on her way to being undead. Be happy with what you've got.

Actually hang on I'm checking the ages here. Mercy is 37 so potential fetish material for OP. Mei is 31?! I genuinely thought she was younger than D.Va.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
At least they don't do the anime thing where they all look at least 25 (or are stacked as such) but are actually like 12 or something.
 

Zhukov

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Eric the Orange said:
Well I can understand tracer and her time stuff. But what about the rest of the ladies?
Mei was cyrongenically frozen.
Mercy keeps herself physically young with medical super-science.
Windowmaker has a slowed metabolism.

Symmetra, Zarya and Pharah weren't part of the original Overwatch, they're just regular young. All are in their mid-late 20s.

Pharah's mother Ana was part of the original team and would be of comparable age to the male members but she's gone, presumed dead.

saltyanon said:
Let me guess. D.Va got plastic surgery? Being Korean and all.
Nah, she actually looks her age. She's 19 if memory serves.
 

UberPubert

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I like how Not-SJW Man literally isn't even writing the comment, he's playing the sound clip of someone reciting it while he browses Mature porn exclusively through pop-up ads.

I, for one, am totally on board with expanding female character diversity through milfs. Enough of these shrill and spunky girls: Get me a breathy, independent, forty-something cougar who can't be arsed to put her outfit on all the way and who preys on man-flesh, young and old...

Or just make regular character concepts but as older women. That's fine too. I guess :\
 

-Dragmire-

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Zhukov said:
Eric the Orange said:
Well I can understand tracer and her time stuff. But what about the rest of the ladies?
Mei was cyrongenically frozen.
Mercy keeps herself physically young with medical super-science.
Windowmaker has a slowed metabolism.

Symmetra, Zarya and Pharah weren't part of the original Overwatch, they're just regular young. All are in their mid-late 20s.

saltyanon said:
Let me guess. D.Va got plastic surgery? Being Korean and all.
Nah, she actually looks her age. She's 19 if memory serves.
I'm going to step into things I don't understand but doesn't a slow metabolism just mean it's easy to become fat by not either not breaking down fat quickly or needlessly storing it? Trying to Google it just brings up diet related stuff.

On a separate tangent, I kinda want to see fat Widowmaker.
 

Zhukov

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-Dragmire- said:
I'm going to step into things I don't understand but doesn't a slow metabolism just mean it's easy to become fat by not either not breaking down fat quickly or needlessly storing it? Trying to Google it just brings up diet related stuff.

On a separate tangent, I kinda want to see fat Widowmaker.
Eh, I doubt Blizzard thought about the science too much.

I mean, her heartrate and breath are supposedly so slow that her skin turned blue from... lack of oxygen circulation or something. And yet she still runs around like anyone else.

They clearly just wanted a blue skinned, cold blooded sniper and came up with the justifcation afterward.
 

Leg End

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Mei is still the best girl and if you disagree you are a racist.
I respect your racism accusation and your opinion but you are a racist and ageist for having the brass balls of heresy to say D.Va isn't a best.
 

JemothSkarii

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Just a note: None of the women are disabled.

Where's my moss covered GMILF in a Railgun enabled Wheelchair so she can be femBastion! Also she's a lesbian in a hijab so we can have some gay muslim mechanics!

You're being ableist Blizzard.

For the love of GOD Montressor I was being sarcastic
 

Lightspeaker

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Mercy not good enough for you, huh?

Also I kinda disagree on nailing it down as specifically 'early twenties'. I reckon Zarya pretty much looks her age as being late twenties. And D.Va looks her age too.
 

Phasmal

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Jun 10, 2011
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Hah.

I'm hopeful they'll add an older lady character in the future. And before anyone jumps down my throat about it, I'm not demanding anything or shaming them if they don't do it, so calm thy titties.

I just think it'd be neat.

A non-human/robot lady would be cool, too.
 

Cowabungaa

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Yeah, the whole age thing surrounding women is bullshit. Ask any older actress. Of course in games no actresses are disadvantaged, though maybe voice actresses, but it does continue that cultural paradigm of "we only have young women" and that's bad enough.

So yeah, it'd be neat to see an Overwatch hero who's my mum's age. I'm for it.