pen or the sword

EeveeElectro

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If I was writing, I would prefer a pen.
If I was fighting, I would prefer a sword.
But, nothing wrong with mixing the two!
 

Beltom

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I'd choose the pen, write about a very large object falling on the other guy, then get one of those blokes from Inkheart to read what I wrote out loud.
 

Grayjack

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None of them. I would pick the Mace. But if I had to choose, then I would pick the pen.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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Stab him in the eye with the pen and then kill him with the sword.

Just wondering...the "poll" you added in one of your posts had nothing to do with the pen or the sword >.> but I guess that was hypothetical then ?
 

The Potato Lord

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both, I'd write a particularily scathing letter on him with the sword.

Something along the lines of "Your odor is not very pleasant at all."
 

OMGaNOODLE

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Mm, but with a sword, you can write him a spiteful letter in his own blood. That is, provided you have the skill neccisary to write and not tear the paper/cavas/whatever the hell you're writing on at the same time.
 

Pimppeter2

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I would use the pen. I would throw the pen at the guy so he get destracted long enough fo me to get my gun
 

Kogarian

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Cargando said:
You can get pens in any old shop, but where else are you gonna get a sword?
I've seen them being sold at malls, on the internet, yard sales...
 

AMCization

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As the great man from Bowling at Columbine said.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but I always keep a sword just incase"