Performance Anxiety

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Performance Anxiety

The likelihood of a Roadhog landing a hook is inversely proportional to the amount of dead teammates spectating him at that point in time.

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Jacked Assassin

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"It's like trying to pee in public. I can't just... go while everyone is watching."
- Bizarre Erin

Great now I'm going to have that image pop into my head every time I think of that fetish.
 

Ziggy

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Playing CS:GO with friends that are WAY better than me, if i run in i will die and achieve nothing, if i don't i will be last man alive and they will all see how shit i am, followed by me dying and achieve nothing
 

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Ziggy said:
Playing CS:GO with friends that are WAY better than me, if i run in i will die and achieve nothing, if i don't i will be last man alive and they will all see how shit i am, followed by me dying and achieve nothing
Seems like the answer is obvious. Run in with them, die, achieve nothing, blame it on lag with the rest of them.
 

Zhukov

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Wouldn't most of the dead teammates be watching killcams?

Or do most people skip those?
 

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Artstyle is getting better for main character pancake face. Keep up the good work.
 

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Niall's version of Mega-Mol has SASSSSS! Look at that side eye!
 

bjj hero

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Id never even considered others watching. Thats just ruined Overwatch for me. Way too much pressure.
 

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I had similar experiences while playing Splatoon's Rainmaker Ranked Mode... and I'm the only teammate both alive [waiting for the others to respawn] and with the Rainmaker... Rarely does it end well after that...

Other than that, he's just standing there... unmenacingly!
 

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The art is pickles on parade. It's getting slightly better, but it still looks like someone ran over a box of stencils with a zamboni.
 

Parasondox

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This why I cant stream either. I suck at many games. I know I do. Even if I think I did "great", a personal best, I know others would be watching, judging, knowing that I suck.

I am in it for the fun and less seriousness of gaming.
 

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Parasondox said:
Para, I'm going to be totally honest and say that I thought from the thread title, you made a thread about sexual performance anxiety.

You have only yourself to blaaaaaamme!
 

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
Parasondox said:
Para, I'm going to be totally honest and say that I thought from the thread title, you made a thread about sexual performance anxiety.

You have only yourself to blaaaaaamme!
For some reason I thought it was going to be a discussion about peeing when people are watching and was slightly disappointed when that was only a tangential reference to the topic.
 

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
Parasondox said:
Para, I'm going to be totally honest and say that I thought from the thread title, you made a thread about sexual performance anxiety.

You have only yourself to blaaaaaamme!
Yeah I don't blame you. My sexual performance isn't the best. In not an "in, out, thanks for coming ladies and gents" kinda guy. I am like a "24 episodes a season" kind of guy. The first few episodes are new and willing to explore more. Mid season finale leaves you on the edge having you want more. Then the disappointing drag I'm the middle that isn't need and boring. The penultimate episode reveals a nice twist and the season finale could end with excitement, revelation and fucking thrilling ride... or just end leaving disgust and taste in your mouth because the season sucked.

Sex. An unconquered mystery for all. FOR ALL!!
 

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Zhukov said:
Wouldn't most of the dead teammates be watching killcams?

Or do most people skip those?
I disabled it all together. I find it annoying, plus I prefer to see what is actually happening in the game.
 

Thaluikhain

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
Parasondox said:
Para, I'm going to be totally honest and say that I thought from the thread title, you made a thread about sexual performance anxiety.

You have only yourself to blaaaaaamme!
Really? I absolutely did not click expecting Para to have made that sort of thread, nope, totally did not make that mistake.