First, eff PETA. Secondly, don't mess with Texas. Third, the town is so small, no one will notice.
"This just in Hal, PETA's set back for their invasion of Chile has just been overcome. PETA's forces were stuck in the Himalayan Mountains in an attempt to cross over from India into Chile. Further news when they realize they are off course."Hal10k said:"In a related story, PETA's intended invasion of the nation of Turkey was severely delayed when their phalanx of armed trucks was stalled by a line of ducks making their way across the roadway during PETA's intended crossing of the German-Turkish border. Further delays can be expected when PETA command discovers that Germany does not actually border Turkey."
I hope they change it to "Tofuckyouturkeys" and the whole town starts breeding and slaughtering Turkeys.Kenbo Slice said:This is me after reading this:
If the town does change it's name (which I doubt) I highly doubt it'll save turkeys.