Photo Shop fights

[bad rider]

Now everyone here is probably an expert with paint so here is the challenge.
One user will post a picture and then say how it beats the previous persons. However it must be photoshopped for added zing.

So to begin

The penguins have invaded america and are taking a stronghold.

Remember to add spoilers if pics are too large

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

Global warming destroys the penguin's stronghold in America.

 

[bad rider]

An evil snowstorm which eats stick people cools the planets back down

Spoiler

I don't know when I made this, it was just lying around on my photobucket

 

[Anarchemitis]

NATO and the Strategic Air Command decide to bomb Christmas to oblivion.

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

Strategic Air Command is distracted by General Jack Ripper

(my paint jobs are getting worse and worse)