Pitch an idea to make a reality show to end all reality shows

Kasawd

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Just put cameras in Katimavik houses.

It's a program run by the Canadian government. Look it up, you will not be dissapointed by the implications.
 

The Youth Counselor

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I have a sickening feeling Japan may have already done something like this. But this is my idea.

EYEWITNESS

Contestants receive a surprise visit from the show's crew who brutally assault him/her. The rest of the show covers their recovery during physical therapy, with segments that pressure them to complete regiments in their disabled states with a time limit for money and corporately sponsored prizes (such as motorized wheelchairs.) In the end the contestant is brought to a lineup where they try to identify the perpetrators of the brutal crime for the grand prize.
 

Deleric

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Probably do a reality tv show that poses as a real tv show looking for actors. I'd find the worst as fuck audition tapes, then air them on the show until nobody has the balls to audition for reality TV anymore.
 

Amalith

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Gladiator Matches. No firearms mind you, just a group of criminals dropped into a coliseum with numerous exotic weapons. The last one alive gets their hospital bills payed for, and are freed. (The fact that the most viscous, brutal prisoner gets to walk the streets again is what makes it interesting. You'll never feel safe again!) Note that the criminals have to volunteer to join these games, so you'll be sure that these are the most insane of the insane.

Once the winners are once again arrested (if they willingly signed up for a death sentence knowing they could kill everyone else before they were killed, just to be let off of a punishment for their criminal activity they'd have the criminal tendencies to do it again). There can be a championship edition, with the best of the best. Not only would he be let free, he'd be dropped off wherever he wants with some accomodities to boot.
 

Erana

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100 of the world's greatest actors
1 clueless stranger.

Give the actors roles in a space, perhaps a shopping mall, but have a disturbing twist.
Put the one clueless person in there, and make new episodes of the Twilight Zone, but with a real person as the protagonist.

w33g33 said:
ok ive got the thread buster, this is an idea from a talk radio host i listen to:
Take a Wal-Mart,
Put a Waffle House in the food court,
Put a Trader's World swap meet in the parking lot,
Go.
anyone from the east coast US will immediately understand the type of shit that happens at these types of places
Waffle Houses are truly paranormal locales, aren't they?
 

theSovietConnection

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1 crazed North Korean dictator.

Access to all the nuclear weapons in the world.

That'd put an end to all reality shows.
 

Helmet

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We take a bunch of drug addicts, throw them on an island with no tools, supplies, or drugs.

We split them up into teams, and make them survive until they have no more desire to do drugs, making them face each other team in various tasks along the way.

We call it- Survivor Intervention.
 

Redratson

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20 people
20 teams
Free-for-all
Weapons: anything they can find
location: post apocalyptic New Jersey
Occupants: 323 rbid, drugged-up crazed bears from Siberia, 412 super smart great white sharks with the ability to communicate with each other, have ability to grow legs and walk on land, and can breathe in an out of water, and 127 genetically engineered super commando kittens trained in the deadly arts of every deadly art on Earth that is known to modern man.
Objective: Survive for one month
Prize: Being able to have the balls saying you survived the show.

Not bad no?
 

Lordpils

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Souplex said:
Twenty people who have access to various weapons (Not guns cause those are for wusses) with a simple objective: Kill everyone, do not die.
So gladiatorial battles?
I think it would be more entertaining if we gave them an assortment of everyday objects to kill one another with. Think about it a keyboard would be like an old time flail and a television set would be a one shot instant kill if used properly. The main idea would be no obvious kill weapons, no knives, no letter openers, nothing like that.
 

badgersprite

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Everybody's favourite reality competition!

Pick Your Poison!

You start off with two teams of 5, and everyone votes for someone who has to be injected with a deadly poison. They and their teammates have to identify the poison in their system based on the symptoms they exhibit, and, if they guess the poison right, the person gets the antidote (except, of course, for the poisons which have no known antidote).

Next, they have to pick a vial out of ten choices, only one of which contains a non-lethal dose of a known substance (eg nicotine, cocaine, ethanol) and inject it into one of their teammates. They better hope they guess right! Ahahaha. Good luck, folks.

When there's only one person left on each team, they're locked in a room with 7 animals or insects, all of which are poisonous, and only one of which is not strong enough to kill a human. If you don't pick the right one, tough luck.
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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We build a fully functional walled city in the desert, take every person from every reality show every, put them in the city, stash weapons around the city, and watch them fight it out as the run out of food. Last man standing wins.
 

ShadeOfRed

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Have a comic [http://picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=252] about it.
It will work and you know it.
 

Pegghead

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Take a bunch of douchebags who claim that just because they were able to kill a guy once in call of duty match they're a fearless warrior, ship 'em to warzone Iraq. Taking a page from old radio contests, each week, you get a bunch of different people, they have to ride a rollercoaster over and over again, if you vomit, you're out of the competition, last man standing wins a prize.
 

Angerwing

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Take an angry bear, gorilla, and lion bred to hate each other and humans. Along with these animals are 20 midgets equipped only with a loincloth (not for any practical purposes, but because no-one wants to mix violence with testicles). Put all these beings in a large round cage with a mud floor, with many shards of broken glass mixed into the mud.

Last living thing standing lives like a king.

Do the midgets kill each other first? Do they team up on the larger, more vicious creatures? Do the creatures kill each other before the midgets? There are an extreme amount of variables, and this show is actually one I might watch.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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Souplex said:
Twenty people who have access to various weapons (Not guns cause those are for wusses) with a simple objective: Kill everyone, do not die.
Quinadin said:
Death Row: Americas Trash

its a show where they take death row prisoners and let them fight to the death with weapons america chooses.

it'll be bigger than American idol.
axia777 said:
A real life "Death Race" with death row in mates. That is all I have to say. FUCK YEAH!!!
SultanP said:
I'd do a combination of all the reality shows that have been so far. Then advertise for it like crazy, and everyone who signed up to take part would be executed. That way there would be nobody to be in the shows, and thus, no more reality shows would be made. I suppose I could make a show out of the execution, see how many people can fit into one huge spike pit.
Omegadrag said:
12 people, 1 city, 4.5 million zombies. Oh also they have to lose weight or something to make it "inspirational"
theSovietConnection said:
1 crazed North Korean dictator.

Access to all the nuclear weapons in the world.

That'd put an end to all reality shows.
TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
We build a fully functional walled city in the desert, take every person from every reality show every, put them in the city, stash weapons around the city, and watch them fight it out as the run out of food. Last man standing wins.
Mix all of those into one.

Or as somebody said on a previous thread- one person has all the nukes in the world, and there is a big wheel-of-fortune type wheel in a room with every country in the world labeled on it. You spin the wheel, and give a nuke to the country it lands on. One catch, you flip a coin to find out how they get it. Who likes it?