Pizza Hut Makes a Perfume

[Nicole Maronn]

One word: Gross! This reminds me of that Play-Dough perfume that was released years ago; why would anyone want to smell like salty clay or a greasy pizza is beyond me...

 

[major_chaos]

I'm not sure whats more surprising, the news story or the fact that apparently I'm the only one who likes pizza hut. Granted I don't want to smell like it but that's some damn good pizza.

 

[flying_whimsy]

I want to smell like freshly baked bread, not pizza!

This was my first thought upon reading the story, too; I would like to smell like fresh-baked bread or date someone that smells like that. Fresh chocolate chip cookies wouldn't be bad, either; but fresh bread would still be my first choice.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want to smell like freshly baked bread, not pizza!

This was my first thought upon reading the story, too; I would like to smell like fresh-baked bread or date someone that smells like that. Fresh chocolate chip cookies wouldn't be bad, either; but fresh bread would still be my first choice.

I'm dating a girl who tastes like blueberry bubblegum, food smells/tastes are really good.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I'm dating a girl who tastes like blueberry bubblegum, food smells/tastes are really good.

Finn the Human, is that you?!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm dating a girl who tastes like blueberry bubblegum, food smells/tastes are really good.

Finn the Human, is that you?!

I'm clearly a cat, or a Kurt Cobain look-a-like.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I'm clearly a cat, or a Kurt Cobain look-a-like.

Just so I don't look like a completely inept joke maker, you did get the reference right?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm clearly a cat, or a Kurt Cobain look-a-like.

Just so I don't look like a completely inept joke maker, you did get the reference right?

haha yes I got it XD

 

[gyroscopeboy]

I miss Pizza Hut, we don't have many left in Australia. Loved the all you can eat buffet as a kid, had to be rolled out of there!

 

[jetriot]

Good to see that there are still a few companies not taking themselves too seriously.

 

[Jeff Gibson]

Hey, it's no worse an idea than the hotdog-stuffed crust, am I right?

This actually sounds awesome, was it really a thing? I haven't been to a Pizza hut since I was in high school.

Also who is this perfume for? Fat Americans? (Obvious joke)

Yeah, the hotdog stuffed crust was (and I think still is) a thing.
However, not nearly as awesome as it sounds. Not even a little bit.