Pokemon: If you were one, Which one would you would NOT rather be?

[Sorafrosty]

I think I would rather not be Rattata; I guess I would be caught in the beginning of the game, trained until level 16 or something, and then put in a PC box, and forgotten... Forever.

 

[IncredibleTurnip]

The second little head on a Weezing. Mainly because Koffing seems like a terrible pokemon to be around. So not only are you a Koffing, but you are also phsyically attached to a bigger, stronger Koffing and basically get as much input as a mole.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I don't know why people keep hating Ditto. I mean. They can have sex with ANYTHING. Now just think about that. *insert Gardevoir pic here*

I would hate to be a magickarp, They cant do SHIT. And yes I evolve into a massive Gyradoes but they are Water-Flying (Can't even learn most flying attacks so I don't know WHY :/). A fucking pichu could rape me then.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wobbuffet

You just have to take what life throws at you and never take the initiative. Grr...

 

[Xariat]

rattata, they are the go-to punching bag of pokemons, its a fukken rat and is not special in any way.... at all...

 

[snagli]

Any pokemon in the new series, mainly because nothing there looks even remotely badass, they all just look so goddamn FUZZY.

 

[Thatguyky]

I wouldn't want to be a pichu... hurting yourself every time you go to shock something would suck.

 

[Arrogancy]

Magikarp. It gets no respect and evolving into garydos doesn't get it any credit. Besides that, any of the overly cutsie ones or stupid ones like shieldon.

 

[The Becker]

Thats like saying you wouldn't want to be slowpoke

OT: Farfetch'd or Sudowoodo, Sudowoodo only because trainers would be running around trying to cut you down

 

[nklshaz]

Lickitung. Imagine what disgusting things my trainer might make me do with peanut butter . . .

 

[TheNaut131]

rattata, they are the go-to punching bag of pokemons, its a fukken rat and is not special in any way.... at all...

This.

I mean really, they are honestly the most worthless pokemon ever.

They don't really have any cool attacks or powers, they have no useful or even interesting abilities/features (flying, swimming, shapeshifting,long tongue, sludgy body, etc), they don't evolve into anything more powerful or remotely better than what they already are(Raticate isn't much better), and no one truly gives a crap about them, not that you can blame anyone.

Sure, some pokemon may have stupid abilities or shitty side effects, but at least they're interesting in some form or way. Rattatas are just shit.

 

[SodaDew]

Caterpie, its tiny, week, and is only good after it evolves up to Butterfree

 

[SodaDew]

damn double post

 

[FilipJPhry]

Lickitung. Imagine what disgusting things my trainer might make me do with peanut butter . . .

I've just had my very first computer spit take when I read this. You have made my day!

 

[Amnestic]

Magikarp

Imagine knowing you could be one of the most powerful pokemon in existence, then every time you get into a fight the only thing you can do is splash.

I would hate to be a magickarp, They cant do SHIT. And yes I evolve into a massive Gyradoes but they are Water-Flying (Can't even learn most flying attacks so I don't know WHY :/). A fucking pichu could rape me then.

Magikarp. It gets no respect and evolving into garydos doesn't get it any credit. Besides that, any of the overly cutsie ones or stupid ones like shieldon.

Don't underestimate Magikarp man. He will wreck your shit:


I would second the rubbish pokémon. I mean, really Nintendo? Really?

 

[aei_haruko]

geodude, it is literally a rock with arms, who would want that?

 

[AfroWizard]

Probably Cubone because wearing the skull of your dead mother is just fucking depressing.

 

[sinterklaas]

I would not want to be any from the third and up generation Pokemon.

 

[Dragonforce525]

Cubone.

*cue Simple Plan*

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I?m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen me?

I'm kidding, I love that little skull wearing emo.

Probably Mew, it's this happy little Pokemon who looks like he'd love to play and dance with other pokemon, but Nintendo doomed it to a life of solitude by making it an exclusive to special events, man how lonely must my Cartridge's Mew have been?

*cue Simple Plan*

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I?m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me