Poll: A cake jumps out of a stripper, what do you do?

[Zeromaxx]

OT: Eat the cake.
Never waste cake.
Strippers are forever but cake is finite.

I'd do that as well but you've said it in a much more awesome way than I would be able to think up.

 

[Azure Sky]

Find out what the heck they put in the water there, as that is seriously trippy.

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

Shoot them both. You can never be too safe right?

 

[willofbob]

i know that this is years too late but, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

EDIT: set it on fire, this is the word of Black Mage

 

[DonSolo]

I couldn't select any of these seriously, from the bottom of my heart, you should only be able to do one thing in a situation that horribly complex and morally taxing....

 

[scorptatious]

I'd freak out for a little while, than laugh at the irony of the situation, and than eat the cake.

 

[Spectre4802]

Scream. Fall to my knees and try to comprehend the situation, but fail. Curl into a ball and watch the bloody cake and the tattered remnants of the stripper as I fall into insanity.

 

[Romblen]

"AH! EVIL CAKE!"
*Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp*

...

"My shoes weren't that dirty, it's probably still good.
*eat*

 

[MetroidNut]

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[HentMas]

since the cake is a lie i would do nothing

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd rather my stripper and cake be two separate things.
You can't always mix two good things together, ice cream and spaghetti would taste awful.
I don't even know what I'm trying to say here...

 

[baseracer]

For those of you who are wondering, this is the comic in question.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1850/

And I would be like "WTF is going on here?"

 

[lacktheknack]

My head would blow up.

Then I would reconstruct it, grab a slice of cake and FLEE.

 

[Whodat]

Well the stripper doesn't explode when the cake comes out, it just kinda falls out of her stomach...

 

[teutonicman]

Order of thoughts that came into my mind.
- A moving cake, the fuck?
- That would either have to be a huge goddamn stripper or a small ass cake.
- Definitely not going to eat the cake since it's covered in hooker's blood.

 

[nukethewhales]

Ketchup and rubber buns.

 

[Kris015]

Make her strip while I eat the cake.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Me: I'm sorry everyone but Lord Kefka has politely a- demanded to handle this commnet... [sub]Sorry! He overpowered me![/sub]

Kefka:Mwahahaha![/a] Hey, Little commenter man!

Me:Y-yes Lord Kefka?

Kefka: Why is there a dead whore in my house?! Get this trash out of here!

Me: Right away master, b-but this is my hou-

Kefka: GET OUT!

Me: YES MASTER! [sub]please save me![/sub]

Kefka: Bwahahaha![/a] Oooh, cake!