Poll: Best-looking Avenger

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Captain America. I mean, did you see that Log Cutting scene? That tight t-shirt making a bit of a skindentation on his biceps... Ahem. So yeah, I mean, yeah.
 

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CkretAznMan said:
Captain America. I mean, did you see that Log Cutting scene? That tight t-shirt making a bit of a skindentation on his biceps... Ahem. So yeah, I mean, yeah.
Did that scene catch your attention before or after he ripped one apart with his bare hands?

As a guy... Fuck if I know, I'm just going to say Hawkeye, cause of all those muscles that bow works.
 

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Tony would be the "one-night stand"-turn-friend for me...
Bruce would be the long-time friend that I encourage in the dating scene...
Thor would just be the one-night stand to me after seeing his close-up in that Vacation red-band trailer...
Steve would just make me want Johnny Storm more than him... (No offense, Cap...)
Clint's married... so, he's a good-looking father in my book...

With all that said, I'm going to have to give it to Tony, but only slightly to both Bruce and Clint tying for second... If I was in a fourway with those three dudes, it would be the best-looking fourway I've ever been in... and ever will be in, in terms of Avengers swag... Other than that, sorry Thor... You're just not my type of best-looking Avenger, that's all...
 

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As a straight man I can say with full confidence it's Thor. Cap is a close second in my opinion. But damn, you gotta love the bearded viking look and them muscles!

... yeah I could almost go gay for Thor.

As for the ladies I gotta say that ScarJo is hella hot. But she's got nothing on Cobie Smulders. Maria Hill all the way.
I concur, for me it was a tie between Thor or Tony Stark. A viking God, or a smart-ass mad scientist.
 

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I'm in love with Captain America, not only is his costume fantastic but everything about how he looks and acts just clicks with me, plus seeing Iron-Man fighting greatly annoys me as Captain America is the only character in any fucking super-hero movie that seems to share my concerns for collateral damage, like seriously everyone else just makes me want to yell at the screen, Cap's the only one that truly gets it, therefore he's the best, nothing sexier than someone who genuinely cares.
 

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I have to say I'm a Thor man, myself. But I don't like Chris Hemsworth in his natural appearance....
That being said I'm not built for male-hotness-appreciation so what would I know?
 

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Stark is a snarky suave asshole, some girls like that. He's got his charm and handsomeness, but in terms of physical attractiveness falls behind Thor and Cap. Hawkeye is kinda plain, not bad looking, but it's kinda like putting Maria Hill next to Black Widow.

Between Thor and Cap? Well, I'd say they are equally attractive and preferences are made based on their mannerism. Cap is the clean cut boy scout, while Thor is the slightly mysterious hunk. My vote goes to Thor thanks to his manner of speech, but yeah, I can see why some people prefer Cap.
 

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Mmmmm...gonna have to go with Thor. I like me some hair on a man, and between that close beard and those flowing locks Thor has the other Avengers outmatched.
 

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This may be the best thread I've created.

Seeing all the straight guys chime in on this has been very entertaining.
 

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Cap is hands down the most attractive, although I'd say that in addition to his physical appearance, he also has all the virtues of the archetypal hero which is a bonus.
 

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Probably Hawkeye (especially if you're going to compare him to the source material). Out of all the cast, Jeremy Renner actually looks like he has a few miles on him, he's believable playing soldiers.

His characterisation in AoU is really well done too, he's probably the most likeable Avenger besides Bruce Banner. I'm a big fan of Captain America too. Iron Man is a bit too smug for my liking- people say that the Cap's 'good guy' shtick is overplayed but aren't you tired of the whole 'smug genius asshole' thing by now? Besides, given how fucked Superman is these days, we need the Cap- It's refreshing to have a hero that's just trying to be a fucking hero, without having to be cool or gritty or conflicted or whatever the fuck appeals to 16 year old boys.


[sub]Oh yeah, I'd totally tap the Cap too. Not gay, honest.[/sub]
 

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I judge based on the face. With that in mind, I vote for Tony.

 

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Banner for the purple shirt of sex in Avengers 1.

Overall though, Captain America. I like my guys clean shaven as well, but if the option was open to any male in the MCU I'd pick Loki.
 

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1. Tony
2. Clint
3. Bruce
4. Thor
5. Steve

While personality wise Tony would not be on the top of my list the topic says physically attractive so that is the only standard I used. Otherwise I would have probably put Bruce on top and switch Thor with Clint. But yeah I would still keep Cap at the very bottom. He is just bland to the core.
 

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I go with Thor.
But I'm Scandinavian so I am biased towards my own God(s)?

Nah, as far as physical appearance and my mancrush goes, Thor is up there!
I also like the Thor movies a lot more than most and the way Thor is as a character in the MCU, so that might have something to do with it.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
I resent the lack of Black Widow, who is the "Best Looking Avenger" by every definition of those words.
Seconded, only problem is, she wants the Other Guy...