Fuck Hollywood and Hollywood sex. When I have sex, I have to take my shoes off. And then my socks off, because that would just be silly. And my girlfriend has to take her shoes off, and her socks off. No sexy striptease, just two people seating on the edge of a bed, untying their laces and removing smelly socks. I don't remember the last movie where the characters removed their shoes/socks before having sex. Movies just pan through clothes like they were neatly shed off in a single file and then you see the two people who ALREADY had sex. And if they are shown "having sex", it's just juts a mesh of quiet pans and tilts of vanilla humping. Because apparently in Hollywood people fuck through their pants, and it's an ominous, almost religious affair. No talking, no laughing, no whoops, nothing. No "Is it alright if I switch the fan on?" or "Do you mind if we change positions?" and both come at exactly the same time. Gives "fucking boring" a new meaning.
