Poll: December 21,2012. What do you think will happen?

Dancingman

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Well, its coming, in a short four years, the Mayan calendar reached its abrupt end, a calendar well known for accurately predicting eclipses hundreds of years in the future. So I ask you fellows at the Escapist forums, what do you think will happen?
 

meatloaf231

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Nothing. It's just Y2K all over again. End of the world hysteria that will be proven wrong.

Plus, eclipses have nothing to do with the end of the world.
 

cainx10a

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Puny humans, on that fateful day, your world will be added to my collection of miniature planets, and I shall have all of your booze and cows.

On a more serious note ... I love you mom. /thread
 

tijuanatim

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I think that the Mayans would have continued to make the calendar, but they were busy. Busy being raped and pilaged by the European invaders.

Wait...maybe it continues on the other side. Quick! Someone flip that ginormous rock over!
 

PumpItUp

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This is like reading the front cover of the Sun, that papershit-quality magazine that exists solely to predict coming disasters and end of the world scenarios (usually invoking Nostradamus).
The only good part in reading the cover (and by cover I mean I will never, ever OPEN the cover) is knowing that none of it will EVER come true. Then this is made bitter again by the fact that the shitzine is still in print. I hate you capitalism!
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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It isn't even supposed to be the end of the world, what I've read said that there was supposed to be some massive celebration due to the ending of one Long Count of the Mayan Calender.
 

perfectimo

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This is as stupid as believing Nostradamus.

Write this down people: On...wait it's coming to me.... July, yes that it.... Ju...July the 28th, ummmmm... 4258. Okay so on 28th of July 4258 the world will end. Mark it down people because.....
 

Mykin

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If the world ends, life was fun and I did my best.
If it doesn't end, I continue on with my life and wonder if EA will carry out it's plan for world domination.

Either way, if the world does end I want it to end in one of two ways: Everything bursts into flames for no reason or reality ceasing to exist as a result of Blizzard and Valve finally merging together on the same day Yahtzee finally puts Branston Pickle onto No More Heroes.
 

Souplex

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I will merge with my true self and take a dump on the earth, not cause I am vengeful, but cause it would be funny.
 

jasoncyrus

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Dancingman said:
Well, its coming, in a short four years, the Mayan calendar reached its abrupt end, a calendar well known for accurately predicting eclipses hundreds of years in the future. So I ask you fellows at the Escapist forums, what do you think will happen?
Eclipses...nothing more, a series of common clockwork like phenomena.

World ends are impossible to predict. If the world was going to end why didnt they say who will cause it so we can shoot the in the face and be done with it? Or build lots of really BIG lasers to fend off those pesky aliens...or whatever.
 

Good morning blues

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My friends and I will grab some beers and camp out on a rooftop, because if the world does end that night, well, we can't miss that.

We did it earlier this year when some nut had put up posters talking about how if we looked at the night sky we'd see spaceships that had come from Aldebaran which came to warn us about the tear in the atmosphere, as prophesized in the Bible as part of one of the six seals of the Apocalypse. Nothing happened, but we had a pretty good night, and now I have a sweet poster to hang on my wall.