Poll: Do you find your preferred gender's genitalia attractive?

Mong0

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If I'm really horny, then yes, otherwise no. Generally speaking, human genitals are kinda nasty to me.
 

Spaceman Spiff

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I like women and, for the most part, vaginas are aesthetically pleasing to me. Mileage will vary depending on the ham wallet in question though. I've seen few that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
 

BytByte

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Fappy said:
Lumbar support's kind of an afterthought when you're carpet-munching.
That's why you gotta manscape. I ain't taking yoga 3 times a week to get a face full of crotch curly Q's.
 

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I like women, and yes I find the vagina attractive. It's sort of a byproduct of being attracted to them. Some look better than others sure, but I'm a fan of the fanny. (not actually from the UK, but that play on words was just too perfect to pass up)

When it comes to a song to represent my attraction to the female genitalia, I think this one is the best to describe it.


warning, video is slightly NSFW, but not much.
 

Petromir

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I'd say situationally attractive, so when I'm aroused I do, not because I find them aesthetically pleasing, but because of what they are.

Thankfully as a straight man the gender of my affection's genitals are fairly artfully concealed, so their lower aesthetic quality compared to the rest of the female form has minimal impact. Male genitalia however, while I can see an erect member having a similar not the prettiest but still the sight has a arousing quality for those that like it, I can't really see a flaccid penis being anything but an issue not even a terribly accurate gauge of final size as it were.
 

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I like women. But I gotta say, their genitalia isn't exactly aesthetically pleasing. That can vary from vagina to vagina. But overall it doesn't put me off too much.
 

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Sassafrass said:
Baffle said:
L. Declis said:
It really does depend. My fiancee has a vagina I could attach myself to and live off the nutrients.
Weird description. In my mind this is you sort of resting your head on her thigh (possibly welded in place in a strange grafting/growth way) while sausages slide out of her vagina and into your mouth. Obviously that's a terrible diet, so see if she can knock out some bagels or cheese sandwiches or something.
This reply...



Just...it's the best thing I've seen here in a while.
That gif is brilliant ha ha!

What a bizarre thread and surely an odd paradox for some of the posters here.
Like women, but not so much the genitals?
oddness...

Me? I think vadge looks awesome. In fact women as a whole look awesome, only parts that are not so interesting are the hands and feet. which is kinda funny because some women spend ages doing their nails and getting them coloured in but I think most men are a bit meh to it.
 

Private Custard

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Straight male, and no.

Seriously, women have it easy. We men might have comically shaped external bits, but at leased they're nicely covered in skin.

Women have a crotch full of what can only be described as 'road-kill', once you get in there!
 
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I'm actually kind of surprised with the results. Larger sample size (particularly for "likes men", I mean come on! 11?) would be nice, but I expected fewer people to find penises attractive.

Baffle said:
Weird description. In my mind this is you sort of resting your head on her thigh (possibly welded in place in a strange grafting/growth way) while sausages slide out of her vagina and into your mouth. Obviously that's a terrible diet, so see if she can knock out some bagels or cheese sandwiches or something.
I think you just made it impossible for me to give oral again. The whole time I'll be expecting a cheese sandwich to the face.

My girlfriend will have some very harsh words for you.
 

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Honestly I don't find genitalia attractive in general (male or female). I am a male sexually attracted to females, but I've seen my fair share of both sets. The vagina just isn't a very attractive orifice in general, but that doesn't stop me from liking them. The penis is 'eh, however the balls just take it down from 'eh to ugh.

Now there are varying levels of unattractive on both sexes baby making parts, but even in the best of cases I still don't find them attractive, just not ugly.
 

Evil Smurf

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I like to eat out, so yeah. Conversely I think my dick looks a little weird, but that's not an unpopular opinion going off this thread.
 

KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime

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I generally find genitals unappealing, unless I'm really horny and it's an erect penis. Even then I can be 'meh' a whole about the whole thing. Female parts are always unattractive to me despite of the fact that I can be attracted to women. Just all kinda blech.
 

RedDeadFred

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From what I've seen, vaginas can very from beautiful to horrifying.

For the most part though, yes.
 
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I like dudes, and penises are amazing. I like most dicks I see, aroused or not. I don't even have to imagine what I would do with it (although I often will anyway) and I'll get turned on. Dunno why.

Vaginas just scare me, but I suppose that should be expected of a gay guy.
 

zelda2fanboy

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Excellent question and poll! The answer is women and yes. I really really like the way vaginas look in general. I also like how they sit on the human body as well. I'm reminded of a Louis CK line to the effect of "you expect to see a butterfly floating by." Inversely, I find penises to be pretty revolting. I used to think I could be gay or bisexual for awhile because I can find men to be attractive, but knowing every one of them has a dangly penis I would have to do something to, is a complete turnoff. It's so bad that I can't watch regular porn and I drag pages off the screen just to filter out the endless penises in ads on porn sites. However, my penis is fine to me. I have no problem with it.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Hell no. I haven't met a single set of genitalia that I can see as being anything other than...unappealing I think would be a nice way of putting it. The closest I've come to seeing appealing looking genitalia was in Dogma when Alan Rickman showed off a smooth undercarriage. It wouldn't be very useful for waste disposal but it's better to look at than the alternatives.