Poll: Followers of Chaos, choose your side!

[Zhukov]

I voted for "Choas Undivided" because it was the only option written in eEglish.

 

[Karrlas]

Khorne.....chainaxe wielding melee powerhouses ftw!

 

[Ultrajoe]

Despite being read by a psyker, and the over-arching motivations being slightly off by Khorne, from 1:40 onwards this may be the best ever recording of the war-cry of the eight-fold path.

As for me, I follow the only path for the rational mind.

Embrace An Eternity Of Perfection! Hail To The Fleshlord! Glory To The Prince Of Pleasure! Honour To The Lady Of Pain! Fall With Me Into Oblivion!​

 

[Daverson]

Gotta be ol' Papa Nurgle. Why? Zombies, that's why.

(Also, best minor Chaos God: Necoho - Can't explain, just look it up, you'll see =p )

 

[GonzoGamer]

Slaneesh worshippers always seem to have a lot of fun.
Sex & drugs look like more fun than popping pimples, heads, or blood vessels.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Spoiler: Embedded Youtube video

From 1:40 onwards this may be the best ever recording of the war-cry of the eight-fold path.

As for me, I follow the only path for the rational mind.

Embrace An Eternity Of Perfection! Hail To The Fleshlord! Glory To The Prince Of Pleasure! Honour To The Lady Of Pain! Fall With Me Into Oblivion!
Glory to Chaos Undivided!​

It's hard sometime to understand what he is sayi-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Also, were you to hand there would be a reckoning for your blatant deviancy. To glorify one of the powers above the others is pure heresy and will not be tolerated.

In this post for example I glorified the Blood God with his hallowed chant, I took pleasure in typing it to praise the Pleasure Prince, I warped your post to invoke the Changer of Ways and it was typed on a filth encrusted, decaying laptop to venerate Papa Nurgle.

 

[Hop-along Nussbaum]

I guess I'm out of the loop. I have no idea what you're talking about.

And where's the "WTF does that mean" option for your poll?

Geez.

 

[northman]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

Nuff sed

Awwww man... I was gonna say that...

 

[IndianaJonny]

*snip*

I think that poster meant the whole "loyalist traitor" thing. Basically during the Horus Heresy an alien seer foresaw two outcomes from the Horus Heresy and informed the Alpha Legion of the two choices they had.

One was the grim reality that 40k is today where untold trillions are massacred or brutalized in an eternity of war where humanity clings to its half life. Humanity is destined never to grow ascendant again but instead to wither and die jealously guarding its territories and bickering amongst themselves. This would come to pass if Alpha Legion stayed loyal.

The other possibility was an unthinkable decision. If the Alpha Legion turned traitor and fought against their sworn brothers there was the possibility of a bright future. In this possible future humanity goes out with one big bang, Horus strikes down the Emperor and every human is killed but in their death throes the Imperium takes all the Chaos Gods with it into non-existence. All the other residents of the galaxy get to live in a universe akin to pre-chaos times where souls can reincarnate back into new bodies when they die, fast travel has no dangers, no one needs fear for their souls and the warp is a calm place.

That is why their warcry is "For the Emperor!" for they are the most loyal of the loyalist. They chose a great sacrifice in the hopes of making the galaxy a greater place. Unfortunately fate had other designs and the actions of others caused the bright future not to come to pass. Namely Horus' overconfidence/hesitation in the siege of Terra when he lowered his ship shields which allowed the Emperor and Sanguinius to teleport aboard. Basically Horus screwed the plan by seeing what he had become at the last moment and lamenting.

Their sacrifice was all for naught and no one knows.

That's just...badass. I never knew that, thanks. Wow, that's pretty deep; the 40K boys have surpassed themselves on that one.

 

[randomID]

Nurgle.
Everything will end. Defeat is inevitable. By wielding his gifts your enemies will realize this too. As they seek to wound you, their hope will falter, their fury will meet a wall of relentless flesh and you will spread his gifts with glee.

http://snafzg.mmofansites.com/posts/723-know-your-gods-nurgle

 

[Zeromaxx]

I have to say that I'm torn between throwing my hat in for Khorne or Tzeench, but when it comes down to it I have to give my allegiance to the blood god.

 

[loc978]

Oi, wutz all dis den?

'Dese Chaos gitz got too many flagz.

Spoiler: Waaagh!

 

[Rusty Bucket]

I'll go with Tzeentch. No idea how to even begin pronouncing that, but he seems pretty damn cool.

Also:

The tecnology of Tau makes me strong.

Now, if you would just stay over there....

Spoiler: No need to keep your distance

 

[darthotaku]

Slaanesh because war, rock music, and sex go together so very well.

 

[ace_of_something]

In the long long ago when I worked in a comic shop and played WH40K regularly I was always impressed with the Nurgle forces both in detail of figures, general style, and unreasonable ability to win.

Nurgle it is.

I'll go with Tzeentch. No idea how to even begin pronouncing that, but he seems pretty damn cool.

Zeench one syllable sounds kind of sort of rhymes with peach of peach had an 'N' in it.

 

[Palademon]

Either Khorne or undivided.
Everything else just gets overly weird.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Tzeentch. It's modus operandi is less reminiscent of some metalhead douchebag.

 

[Agayek]

I might be missing some context, but... what's a Nurgle.
It sounds like something I do when I got a terrible cold.

Nurgle [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Nurgle] is one of the Chaos Gods. Papa Nurgle, as he is called by his followers, is the god of pestilence, decay and death.

He's generally depicted as a horrendously obese, diseased man, with an extremely jolly disposition. Basically, think Santa Claus, if Santa was a rotting zombie.

As for whom I follow, it can best be summed up in one short phrase:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

 

[Findlebob]

Obama is a champion of Tzeentch "change can happen".

 

[Findlebob]

Tzeentch. He's the most sensible Chaos god, as he's willing to form alliances with the others at times to achieve a common goal (though there's always a hidden agenda). He's also the god of sorcery, and who doesn't like shooting doombolts from their hands?

Servents of Khorne maybe as they view magic users and puffs. Sorry but i had to say it.