Poll: Football hooligans or bikers in a street fight?

[bermyduck]

I was pondering this very question at work today and couldn't come up with a definite answer. Both groups seem really tough, but maybe football hooligans are the better fighters? I really don't know, what do you think?

 

[NekoAnastasia]

Hopefully we could sell them both cynaide pills by pretending they were some kind of recreational drug and kill two birds with one stone.

 

[nathan-dts]

Is this American football?

 

[s0denone]

Football Hooligans, easily.

 

[bermyduck]

No, real football, ie. soccer

 

[gigastrike]

I'm gonna say the bikers cause they're more likely to have a knife on hand.

 

[fluffylandmine]

This would make a city-wide brawl great game.

I really would like to see it happen rather than know who wins.

 

[J-Man]

Hopefully we could sell them both cynaide pills by pretending they were some kind of recreational drug and kill two birds with one stone.

I wish..

 

[ioxles]

hear about the story a while ago about the bikers using rpg's against each other? bikers all the way

 

[NekoAnastasia]

On-topic: Bikers would win, because all football hooligans are chavs who, by definition, are only skilled in downing bottles of White Lightning, yelling "DAANNNNEEEH!" down the street, and smashing up bus-stops.

Bikers have at least mastered a mode of transportation, so are clearly superior and could, if nothing else, run the hooligans over.

 

[s0denone]

I assumed this hypothetical street fight was fist versus fist. No weapons. Hooligans would win in a heartbeat; If it was the other way around, though, of course the bikers would win.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Bikers would fight dirty (lead pipes and stuff) football hooligans would probably just end up kicking the shit out of bins, tables, phoneboxes and locals so bikers every time.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

It depends on the hooligans and the gang to be honest. I'd favor the bikers in general because many of said biker gangs have primarily occupied with beating/stabbing/shooting people in the pursuit of something or another. If the numbers are even I'd and I didn't know anything other than biker gang and football hooligans I'd bet on the bikers.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Is this American football?

American football doesn't have hooligans. Also, as a rule, when someone mentions football (and it's not on ESPN's website) it's probably a reference to soccer.

 

[axia777]

What Biker Gang? Hells Angels? The Mongols? They would just kill "football hooligans". Biker gangs like these are not a joke. They are killers. These guys spend time in jail for things like murder. This is not a discussion, it is a joke.

If they are just some lame "yuppie" biker gang, then I would bet on the football hooligans.

 

[Lukeje]

The Biker Gang. The reminds me; I really need to play Full Throttle again sometime...

 

[Danny Ocean]

On-topic: Bikers would win, because all football hooligans are chavs who, by definition, are only skilled in downing bottles of White Lightning, yelling "DAANNNNEEEH!" down the street, and smashing up bus-stops.

Bikers have at least mastered a mode of transportation, so are clearly superior and could, if nothing else, run the hooligans over.

Someone called?

I'd say football hooligans, but it really depends if we're talking about mid-life crisis biker gangs or murdering mafia biker gangs.

 

[TMAN10112]

Biker gang, no doute

 

[Hippobatman]

Fists on fists, hooligans would win this, hands down. Mainly because they're balled and enthusiastic about football.