Poll: Genre wars poll

Kellerb

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WhiteFangofWar said:
Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.
agreed
 

madman485

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werefrog said:
ninja's .... they can kill things... there fast... there strong ... and batman....


lol i chose ninjas because ive always thought they were awesome and in elementary school some people used to say i was a ninja :p
 

Internet Kraken

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Mstrswrd said:
Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
No, not really. Historically Ninjas were anything but super-humans.
 

Clashero

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WhiteFangofWar said:
Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000. That's one hilarious robot.
 

keyper159

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I picked ninjas because there wasn't an option to be an 8 foot, axe wielding Norseman.
 

destroyer383

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i picked robots first then changed to ninjas watter dragons and onis are the best posible units with a master ninja thrown in
 

madman485

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keyper159 said:
I picked ninjas because there wasn't an option to be an 8 foot, axe wielding Norseman.
you. you are the most amazing person in the history of ever.
 

Azzaevil

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I'm a Ninja, the others are a Toaster, and rotting sandwitch, a rusty battered old coin, some UFO witch is ok and the coolest is the Ninja star, but they needed one best class of all... The Lumberjack ^^
 

Mstrswrd

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Internet Kraken said:
Mstrswrd said:
Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
No, not really. Historically Ninjas were anything but super-humans.
Well, I understand that they were, at their origins, simply peasants who took up arms. That's why they had wepons that were really just farming tools (like the sickle). It was over time that they started to develop ways of training that allowed them to do very impressive things, which I have mentioned in many topics. Things like running about 70 kilometers in a day over uneven terrain, and then being ready to do it again they next day, or being able to support their entire body weight with their arms while "laying" horizontally on a ceiling, holding onto rods embedded in the ceiling (or, preferebly, support beams) to keep themselves up there.

However, I will and do admit that my description was overly dramatic. They were not super-human, they just had excellent control of their bodies.
 

Mrsoupcup

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Mstrswrd said:
Ninja's, because, well, lets face it, I'm enamored with Japanese Mythology and history, and, historically, Ninja's, due to their training, were nearly super-human, so yeah, Ninja's.
Don't forget Batman was a ninja.
 

NeoDeath90

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I picked ninjas, but i'm regretting it now. They've gotten me nothing but losses. I'm thinking:

Should I switch to Aliens or Zombies?

EDIT: I went with Aliens
 

Resistance205

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WhiteFangofWar said:
Pirates. They're the only ones with any sense of humor. Even in rare cases in fiction where aliens or robots learn some jokes they're just aping their human allies.
Pfft, you have obviously never heard this classic zombie joke
"Braaaaaains? BRAAAAAINS!"
Ah, that one cracks me up all the time!