Poll: Gentlemen, what is the farthest you have gone with a women?

[open trap]

This can also apply to the ladies, just turn the question around.
So what is the furthest you have gone with your partner in a relationship
For those of you who do not know what im talking about:

Spoiler: First base

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=first+base

Spoiler: Second base

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=second+base

Spoiler: Third base (try the second or third definitions)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=third+base

Spoiler: Home

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=home+base

Now I my self have been to second (the touching one)
I expect most replies to be all the way or nowhere

 

[Jehovatron]

Your poll's choices reflect your lack of XP. I demand an option that reflects my more... developed repertoire. Perhaps, "Hit a grand slam and then fucked the mascot in front of the whole stadium, including - nay, especially - the children, for whom I signed the-" and we can stop there.

 

[viranimus]

Ive taken two .38 rounds for one. Thats just about as far as I care to go.

 

[Tharwen]

First.

I just assume that the reason for it is that I'm so stunningly attractive that no girl has ever had the confidence to try to take it any further.

[sub]*Sobs quietly*[/sub]

 

[Redratson]

Just 2nd......so far Xl
but eh I still got alot of time to reach home on my own terms

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Gonna have to go with Jehovatron on this one. 4 bases aren't nearly enough. I mean, in baseball, you only get to play one team at a time. My experience would be based more on calvinball than baseball, if you want to use a sports analogy.

 

[Novijen]

Went all the way.

It...didn't go well after that.

 

[redisforever]

Ive taken two .38 rounds for one. Thats just about as far as I care to go.

How did that happen?

OT: None. *cries*

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I went to Oklahoma with a girl once. That's pretty far.

 

[Laser Priest]

I took one girl across the country.

Yep.

 

[Silver]

Far enough that I don't have to use baseball analogies to describe intimate moments.

 

[merck88]

About 1400 miles or so. It was a long road trip.

 

[Breki Barkarson]

am I to old for this shit????

 

[Dr. Danger]

"All the way home"

Done more than that but what is this middle school?

 

[viranimus]

Ive taken two .38 rounds for one. Thats just about as far as I care to go.

How did that happen?

OT: None. *cries*

Snip basic layout

Snip for elaboration

Basically for trying to defend and keep her family functioning. Even to the point I sensed it coming for literally months before it actually happened and still stayed to try to try and keep things running.

But I will say this... Ahhh.. single life is so fucking peaceful

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I think I've transcended "All the way home".

Spoiler: What cutesy label does this get me?

Yes, this is my daughter.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Sometimes a thread is so silly you just have to post in it.. and so I have.

And all the way home, though I've always found it more about the person you're with than just some sort of Live style achievement.

 

[staika]

Whoo, I made it all the way to first but I was caught stealing second to put it in baseball terms. I have yet to get a hit since then which makes me sad.

 

[6_Qubed]

I had a horrible breakup with my to-date only serious girlfriend that involved her cheating on me with a 30-year-old married couple and dumping me after I caught all kinds of shit for dating an 18-year old (I was 22) of a different race (I'm white, she was black).

What's that get me, youngster?