Poll: If God had a nationality, what would it be?

[Corey Longest]

Im thinking timelord.

 

[LordDPS]

(sigh)i thought Al Murray Proved this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB6Ei63ZimY

 

[Ruedyn]

I've always pictured him as a WoW troll.. can't possibly think of a reason...

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Well Jesus was jewish, meaning he was middle eastern. Why would God father his son that ethnicity above all others? Not a white jesus but a BROWN JESUS. And if your church shows jesus as white well then they are racist. Jesus was not white, fact. There is no reason to change this obvious fact other than racism.

 

[Xariat]

norwegian, because Norway

 

[Odbarc]

God is Canadian.

 

[omega_peaches]

In my head, god is just a voice of reason.
Or so I would like to think.

 

[BoredRolePlayer]

I bet Antarctic because no way in hell a human can live there.

 

[ElBastardo]

He'd be Tom Waits. It's that simple.

 

[Curlythelock]

God's an Englishman, everyone knows that.

 

[Thenextgenotaku]

You mean you guys don't know? He that Was, Is, and Shall Always Be is Israeli. Ya, He lives in Tel-Aviv. He owns an arcade/hookah bar that's below His house. I've been there. Pretty awesome place. You guys should check it out.

 

[darkorion69]

God is obsessed with being worshiped by others and telling everyone what to do, so I would say he is an American

 

[Stealthygamer]

Jeff Bridges.
The depiction is uncanny

see

YES!

But in my personal belief what most people think is god I think is an alien lifeform

 

[w1ndscar]

Assuming that his chosen people were originally Jewish, Id have to say hes Jewish too

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Obviously English as you can tell from all his pictures. Or maybe burnt as he appears in toast and on clothes irons.

 

[cormacdffy]

I reckon he'd be a Vulcan or a Hutt

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

What nationality is space?

 

[P.Tsunami]

This thread is so mind numbingly dumb I can't help but laugh. OP should seriously reread their post and try to realize just why it's so stupid. Seriously. Come on.

 

[loc978]

According to Huey Freeman... Jesus was black.
Also, Morgan Freeman played God once.

I detect two patterns here. God is black, and his last name is Freeman. Good enough excuse to start a religion, I think. Better than some I could name...