I was severely disappointed when the poll options were more ethnicities than nationalities. That said, my answer is as follows:
Given the fact that there is absolutely zero evidence that a god exists that interferes in the universe on a regular basis in any meaningful way (no, the uncertainty principle of quantum physics does NOT count), we can apply Occam's Razor and assume that
that type of god does not exist. Formulating a response to this topic requires me to work under the assumption that
some type of god exists, so for our purposes here, I am forced to conclude that God created the universe and then left it to its own devices. With that picture, I think the best answer (other than "none, because God shouldn't take sides") would be Switzerland, because they have never become involved in any wars (or at least, that's what they're known for).
OmniscientOstrich said:
Swiss, since God clearly doesn't give enough of a shit about what's occurring in the world to take any sort of action.
Drat, ninja'd. Well, sort of.