HT_Black said:
At risk of being judged beforeheand...
I'd say a dragon, hands-down. Mostly because then I'd be able to scratch that one spot that's juuuust out of reach.
And then torch Christpher Paolini's Montanta abode. /in-joke
That might screw up the 4th book a bit tho.
Ok, new rules. You'd go to your natural habitat, unless your made up, in which case you'd go to a large New York city skyscraper with a Jet Plane and Pilot that, for some reason, don't know they're be commanded by an animal-thing.
I change my answer, I'd be a Rock Lobster with wings that shoots lazers out of its eyes. Oh, and it defecates pudding.