Poll: Incest or Masturbation

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SonicKoala

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Seriously? What the fuck? Well, it'd obviously be incest since masturbation is something done by yourself. Even if it's your clone, it's still another individual.
 

Elburzito

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SonicKoala said:
Seriously? What the fuck? Well, it'd obviously be incest since masturbation is something done by yourself. Even if it's your clone, it's still another individual.
Its a weird question I know but it does make you think.
 

grimsprice

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It fits the Merriam Webster dictionary definition of neither.

And a clone is no longer "you" when it first opens its eyes and thinks for itself the first time.

And its not incest, because its not a "close family relation" as defined by "incest". The clone would only be counted as family if it came out of the vagina of a family member.
 

Cowabungaa

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This has been done so many times, please, don't do it again.

OT: Incest, technically he/she is your biological off-spring.
 

grimsprice

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SikOseph said:
grimsprice said:
And its not incest, because its not a "close family relation" as defined by "incest". The clone would only be counted as family if it came out of the vagina of a family member.
Wrong. Look up the words 'family member'.
Of the 15 definitions of "family", #4 is the only that can vaguely pertain to genetic similarity, and it only says "as related by blood". But remember, thats number 4 of 15. 1, 2, and 3 all refer to "parents and their children". A clone is a child of no one.
 

WestMountain

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Doesnt incest mean something about family and a clone isnt family, and it isnt masturbation(selfpleasurement)because the clone is an individual, its just having sex with a clone
 

FROGGEman2

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Masturbation.

Super-awesome masturbation that me and me would be doing all the time.
 

grimsprice

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SikOseph said:
grimsprice said:
SikOseph said:
grimsprice said:
And its not incest, because its not a "close family relation" as defined by "incest". The clone would only be counted as family if it came out of the vagina of a family member.
Wrong. Look up the words 'family member'.
Of the 15 definitions of "family", #4 is the only that can vaguely pertain to genetic similarity, and it only says "as related by blood". But remember, thats number 4 of 15. 1, 2, and 3 all refer to "parents and their children". A clone is a child of no one.
So, say my wife and I (hypothetical since I am not married) have one child, and then she has an accident that leaves her womb inhospitable, and so we ask another woman to act as a surrogate to one of my wife's eggs fertilised by my sperm, and that woman subsequently gives birth to that child - are those two children not siblings?
Hmmm. I suppose they would be siblings. But family isn't just genetics. Suppose you both had an accident. Lets say an industrial accident and you balls were crushed. Her ovaries no longer produce eggs, but her womb is fine. So she gets someone elses egg and a sperm donation, its implanted into her womb and she gives birth. Would that child be related to the first? Not genetically. I know its far fetched but all possibilities have to be explored if we're going to get to an answer.

And a second question. If your clone is family, what then do we call it? Brother, son, uncle, cousin? Or is clone a new classification of family member?
 

Amnestic

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The same as if two identical twins had sex; incest.

but unless your clone has rapid aging, you'd be whatever age you are now and they'd be age 0, which means you'd have to wait a few years, and they'd be closer to your identical twin son.

But yeah, IBTL, been done before, everyone who says masturbation is wrong.
 

teisjm

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Dunno, i don't have the hots for myself, so i honetly don't care.

But for the sake of the discussion
CobaltBomber said:
Incest if clone, masturbation if time travel.
This pretty much nails it.

But i'll add to the discussion.
Would it be rape if you travveled back in time, and forced yourself on your younger self (or your old senile self if you traveled forward)
 

Azmael Silverlance

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burzummaniac said:
SonicKoala said:
Seriously? What the fuck? Well, it'd obviously be incest since masturbation is something done by yourself. Even if it's your clone, it's still another individual.
Its a weird question I know but it does make you think.
yes makes me think...why would i want to have sex with myself.... o_O
maybe if i could make my clone a girl... o_O