Poll: Is this joke funny?

[lacktheknack]

I'm a terrible person, so I really enjoy Helen Keller jokes and suchlike. I don't want to post any, though, lest I suffer the wrath of the mods...

Because she was a woman!

Please don't ban me mods, I'm sorry, I'll be good...

 

[Daedalus1942]

A friend of mine told me a jok the other day that he thinks is hilarious. it was:

Some people came to door yesterday and started telling me all about the goodness of brown bread. i can't stand hovis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovis] witnesses.

i think it sucks as do most people i've told it to. what do you think of it?

Wow... that's really bad.
Hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!

 

[Queen Michael]

I chuckled at it. Funny!

 

[p3t3r]

well hovis is a uk brand and i'm not uk so i didn't get it but it might be kinda funney

 

[dex-dex]

PUNS!
PUNS ARE MANLY!

i would say i got a giggle.

 

[Jay Cee]

OH PUNNY!

Wait... No it's not.

'Hovis' doesn't have enough syllables.

 

[Brandon237]

Teehee - I love puns.

Same, and while that was AWFUL, I still laughed.

This is my friend's: We were doing the Vietnam war, okay:

Spoiler: Where does the government send its babies?

To the infantry

 

[lacktheknack]

Nothing is funnier than The Aristocrats

wasn't that a Disney film?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"The AristoCATS" was a Disney film about rich cats.

"The AristoCRATS" is a docu/mockumentary in which various famous comedians tell their own versions of "The Aristocrats", a very dirty joke that follows this template:

1. Small group walks up to a talent agent and requests to be sponsored. The Talent agent asks them to demonstrate their act.

2. Incredibly horrifying and traumatizing sexual things occur, punctuated by puns and asides.

3. The talent agent, unfazed, asks for the groups name, to which they say "The Aristocrats!"

Six people, two men, three women and a hermaphrodite, walk up to a talent agent and request a sponsor for their act. The talent agent says "First, I need to see what you people do."

So the tallest man in the group takes a and then with the goats, then they spoon with marmalade, turned to the gypsy fortune teller and <so, so censored> Holocaust survivors, who kicked AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO."

Completely unfazed, the talent agent looks at the man and five women and says "OK, so what's the name of your little act? The shortest women (the only one able to speak) triumphantly said "The Aristocrats!"

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Well seeing as I didn't know what Hovis was, I didn't get it. It was pretty bad though.

 

[reg42]

That's stupid, but it's also the kind of jokes my friends tell eachother for the lulz. It's still a crap joke though.

 

[Forgetitnow344]

Spoiler: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh, so you haven't heard?

 

[blackguard89]

i voted "I don't get it"
And seriously...I don't :|

 

[Necrofudge]

Best joke I've ever heard. Thats some high class punnery right there.

 

[TheEnglishman]

The joke relies on word play to form what is considered either smart punnery or the guilty pleasure variety of joke. However the Hovis and Jehova's similarity punch line here is much too strained to form a similarity which compromises the intergrity and humour value of the joke.

Also it sucks.

 

[lacktheknack]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

That, my friend is a good joke.

Anyway:Skip about a minute into the video.

"My hand slipped into your head... and it was awesome!"

...This was special.

I haven't laughed quite like that in a loooooong time.

 

[Tim_Buoy]

clever not funny but dont punch him in the face just break one of his legs

 

[Owlslayer]

Jesus Christ. Do i feel bad for the guy who told you the joke. According to the poll, currently you have to punch him 285 times. Ouch.
However, i haven't heard the word "hovis" so i have no clue how to pronounce it, so maybe the joke could be funny... But currently, to me, it's not.

 

[Lord Honk]

I'm sorry, but I'm a sucker for bad pun jokes so yeah, pretty much gave me a good laugh.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I giggled. Puns are fairly funny.

 

[Audio]

Teehee - I love puns.

buns*

as in bread..hovis buns... meeh :|

I didnt smurk, or 'tisk'. So i'm not sure of my responce really.