Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

[Shoggoth2588]

Tig ol' Biddies! I absolutely love large, soft, wiggly, wubbly jubblies. They're great to sleep on and just plain fun to watch. Of course there's nothing wrong with smaller sizes but I just prefer larger pairs...sure, shibari can make smaller pairs seem larger but when they're already bigger, the shibari looks better.

 

[Something Amyss]

OT: Boobs are boring.

Tell that to my SO.

...no, seriously, please. They're trying to get me into more revealing attire.

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

He tried that once. True story.

However, I think we should focus on the other side.


After all, man, woman or other, we all presumably have butts.

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

I'd be with you if you'd said scrotums are ugly.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

I'd be with you if you'd said scrotums are ugly.

So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?

Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.

The hell is wrong with you?

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[tippy2k2]

How can these threads keep happening and there is not ONE Booby Horn?!?! The Escapist disappoints me...unless I missed it, in which case all is forgiven


To answer the question, as a single guy, I'm not exactly picky right now but if given the choice, I am a huge fan of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (I really admire their work). I'm not really sure why but little boobies are best boobies.

Also slightly related but not to my answer; where the hell did "Flat is Justice" come from? I have never ever heard that before this thread but evidently that's a thing?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

I'd be with you if you'd said scrotums are ugly.

So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?

Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.

The hell is wrong with you?

Spoiler

Because this is the better Jinx:

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[Something Amyss]

So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?

I can't speak for anyone else, but if I say it, you should definitely feel insulted. Though at this point I'm wondering why I've hypothetically seen your if the rest is so bad. >.>

 

[DefunctTheory]

Also slightly related but not to my answer; where the hell did "Flat is Justice" come from? I have never ever heard that before this thread but evidently that's a thing?

From some anime. Which one was first is anyone's guess (Or at least someone more familiar with Japanese animation's guess), but I think it's been repeated so many times that at this point, it doesn't really matter.

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Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

I'd be with you if you'd said scrotums are ugly.

So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?

Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.

The hell is wrong with you?

Spoiler

Because this is the better Jinx:

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I know huge knockers is your thing, but that is some serious sacrilege there.

 

[DefunctTheory]

So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?

I can't speak for anyone else, but if I say it, you should definitely feel insulted. Though at this point I'm wondering why I've hypothetically seen your if the rest is so bad. >.>

Because of my magnificent and charismatic personality?

 

[Leg End]

WE HAVE FINALLY REACHED PARADOX

Flat is the master race! We must form a more perfect union and eradicate the cow-tits!

Spoiler: DEFLATE

Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.

The hell is wrong with you?

Spoiler

Spoiler: Wrong Jinx me bredda.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler

WE HAVE FINALLY REACH PARADOX

Flat is the master race! We must form a more perfect union and eradicate the cow-tits!

Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.

The hell is wrong with you?

Spoiler

Spoiler: Wrong Jinx me bredda.

I think we have enough going on in this thread without introducing teenagers.

 

[Zenkem]

In my opinion, bigger is always better. I cannot fathom how someone would prefer smaller breasts; its like saying you like beautiful women as long as they're not too beautiful.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Roughly the size of a baseball is nice.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Never really been into the absurdly large, but big is nice. If i had to choose a side though, I guess I'm on the side of...

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[Tautology]

I've met guys really into baby-play who were less breast obsessed than you seem to be. Not that I'm trying to imply anything about your tastes, just that I don't know what that says about you or them. I guess it's an achievement on your part?

Spoiler: Congratulations, here's your prize:

A new theme song!

As for me; I won't lie, I also appreciate breasts on the larger side. Busty is best. That doesn't mean there aren't limits when it comes to size. Imagine it's like economics and breast size obeys the law of diminishing marginal utility. Increasing their size can make make a person more physically attractive. But once they reach a certain volume relative to the person's general proportions, they become less attractive as they grow further. You can have too much of a good thing.

Size isn't the only aesthetic factor, anyway. There's shape, firmness, healthy skin, etc. to consider. Most importantly, don't forget who they're attached to!

Spoiler: No one wants this. No matter how big.

 

[Leg End]

I think we have enough going on in this thread without introducing teenagers.

So does that mean we don't reference the most common origin of the poll names?

In my opinion, bigger is always better. I cannot fathom how someone would prefer smaller breasts; its like saying you like beautiful women as long as they're not too beautiful.

Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.

 

[Something Amyss]

Because of my magnificent and charismatic personality?

I'm not sure that translates to "show me your scrotum."

 

[DefunctTheory]

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Because of my magnificent and charismatic personality?

I'm not sure that translates to "show me your scrotum."

Well, then I guess in your hypothetical, I'm some deranged flasher who's violated your gaze.

I apologize for whatever I've done to make you have such a low opinion on my conduct.

 

[Something Amyss]

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Because of my magnificent and charismatic personality?

I'm not sure that translates to "show me your scrotum."

Well, then I guess in your hypothetical, I'm some deranged flasher who's violated your gaze.

I apologize for whatever I've done to make you have such a low opinion on my conduct.

Would that make your doppleganger AccursedHypothesis?

I hope AH meant well.

 

[DefunctTheory]

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Because of my magnificent and charismatic personality?

I'm not sure that translates to "show me your scrotum."

Well, then I guess in your hypothetical, I'm some deranged flasher who's violated your gaze.

I apologize for whatever I've done to make you have such a low opinion on my conduct.

Would that make your doppleganger AccursedHypothesis?

I hope AH meant well.

That doesn't sound right. Perhaps BlessedHypothesis?

And I'm sure he did.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I was so close, I saw this thread on the front page and my first thoughts were "This is by Paragon Fury" and "it's about boobs vs ass". I was foolish to assume that the topic would have taken even that far of a step away from boobs. At this point, I feel like I need to express that I think you have a bit of an unhealthy fixation over breasts.

I like average sized breasts. Far smaller than anime breasts