My facial hair is a bit wonky. I can grow a neckbeard and/or chinstrap thing a la Lincoln. Both look effing terrible. Hair on cheeks and lips are weaker, so left to their own devices, my beard grows into a thin porn-stache and something out of Amish Beardstyles Weekly. currently sporting and building on a reverse goatee/unfriendly mutton chops thing, the rest I shave every second day or so to reduce scruffiness.