Poll: Most annoying NPC in open world game that MUST die!

Norrdicus

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Chris Tian said:
I'm going to win this thread:

Gaenor the beggar elve from Morrowind.

Told you.

For those who do not know him. Gaenor is a guy in Morrowind, who stands in front of a temple you will most likely visit sooner or later and ask you for money. If you give it to him he will keep asking for money, every time alot more than last time until you say no. If you say no, he says he will get you back for this and next time you go to the place where he stood, he will be waiting for you with ridiculously overpowered equipment and try to kill you. He is by far the hardest fight I encountered in the game and the most annoying NPC ever.
God damn I hate that guy

However, it's not that Gaenor's equipment is overpowered, the guy himself has 255 Luck, which nobody else can reach in the game without cheating

I would have said Mayor MacCready from Fallout 3 is the most annoying, but this guy can ruin Morrowind playthroughs
 

Lincoln Keane

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reading down the list every one is worse than the last although i hate anybody who dares "instruct" me on how to catch pokemon.
 

fix-the-spade

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Gestapo Hunter said:
But good thing that we can kill them! So which you do you guys kill the most?
Very first thought on seeing the title of the thread.
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and there he is, right there on the poll.
 

busterkeatonrules

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Nazeem.

I can live with the Adoring Fan (I usually just tell him to wait at some random location in the woods), and I actually like the Talos priest (gotta respect his balls, for one thing. Praising the god of a forbidden religion at the top of his voice, in public - ALL DAY! Dude's awesome.) But Nazeem must die. No argument.

Every time Nazeem opens his mouth, he puts a spell on me. Be I Orc or Redguard, mage or warrior, my sharpest blade, swiftest arrow, biggest hammer or nastiest spell is naturally, irresistably, urged to make contact with this man's face.

All of Skyrim seems more pleasant to me once Nazeem lies dead!
 

Spudgun Man

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Either that damned Adoring Fan or pretty much anyone from Stalker, everytime you so much as brush their shoulder they yell at you nonsensical dialogue such as my personal favourite:

"WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!"
 

Teoes

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Some good options but I'd also have to nominate Owl from Call of Pripyat.

"What are you, a statue? You got something, spilldabeans, if not - take a hike!"


I walk up, have bought ammo and am busy laying out all the things I wish to sell in return and I'm halfway thro- "What are you, a statue? You got something, spilldabeans, if not - take a hike!"

SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUAKLLK"£[email protected]#'A:LASDJADC£"$)*&#';24£$~%@:$*(D! /facemonitor
 

chozo_hybrid

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Conrad Verner from the Mass Effect games, a fanboy come to life, when you see him in the second game... Well, I'll just say he never made it to the third in my play though.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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The_Scrivener said:
Maven Black Briar.

Why you couldn't kill her I have no idea. Development punt.
Oooo she always got on my nerves... it's like "Lady seriously, I'm the head of the Dark Brotherhood AND the Thieves Guild, stop threatening to sick me on me!"

And yeah, the Priest of Talos in Whiterun... I frequently kill him... at night... when nobody is looking...
 

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My solution to Nazeem and the Talos Priest is to use a frenzy spell when they're near each other and let them kill each other for me.
The Beggars from Assassins Creed were annoying though, and those weirdos who push you around. In fact, most NPC's in that game. They always used to get in the way when I was throwing knives around- killed me a couple of times, in fact, 'cause I lost synchronization from killing them.
 

nvzboy

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Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter... Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a *BOOM*

That line made me lose my mind in Fallout: New Vegas.
 

soitgoes19

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I chose the beggars from Assassins Creed, even though I hate all the interrupting NPCs in that series. The minstrels are the worst. Sometimes I would just say screw it and stab them anyways despite the penalties.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I voted for that annoying prophet of Talos in Skyrim. God damn was he annoying. I would've thought he would shut up if you sided with Ulfic, but nooooooo he just won't shut up. Although I did once have fun killing him with the console (no karmic backlash or guards getting up your ass) and then bringing him back to life and then killing him again.