Poll: Pastafarianism
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JourneyThroughHell said:
Well since no one can know for sure, wouldn't all people who believe in a deity be an agnostic athiest? I mean, they can't be sure?
who thinks pastafarianism isn't a joke, and besides I suspect you are either batshit crazy or are trying to be all hip and edgy"ha you think atheism is non conformist I'm a pastafarin excuse I must go to the starbucks so everyone can see I own a mac and am so nonconformist.
actually I find intelligent design quite plausible depending on what you believe, I have 4 theories regarding life/god
1. no god no meaning to life
2. some form of god who doesn't give two shits what we do and there is no hell
3.there is a god and he is a massive asshole and when we die you are sent to eternal hell because god hates life
4. the universe is a hyper advanced computer simulation like the matrix except we are all programs watched over by some form of hyper advanced being, there are many things to support this argument although I am sleepy so I can only remember two, what happens when you fire a laser though some graphite you get a very strange pattern that is something like a trillion to one and the fact that the moon and the sun are just the right diameter and distance apart for us to get total ecplyspses, and there was something about the diameter of the earth that I vaguely remember.
um just a little a bit of preface intelligent design means god created the big bang and knew that humanity would result(IE putting cake batter in the oven and knowing it will result in cake)baseracer said:
actually I find intelligent design quite plausible depending on what you believe, I have 4 theories regarding life/god
1. no god no meaning to life
2. some form of god who doesn't give two shits what we do and there is no hell
3.there is a god and he is a massive asshole and when we die you are sent to eternal hell because god hates life
4. the universe is a hyper advanced computer simulation like the matrix except we are all programs watched over by some form of hyper advanced being, there are many things to support this argument although I am sleepy so I can only remember two, what happens when you fire a laser though some graphite you get a very strange pattern that is something like a trillion to one and the fact that the moon and the sun are just the right diameter and distance apart for us to get total ecplyspses, and there was something about the diameter of the earth that I vaguely remember.
Well, that pretty much sums up most of human history. People have been using their beliefs to start wars since people started having beliefs.Steamtech said:
i smell a troll, beating the death out of an old (and stupid) meme. *i am glaring at my monitor now hoping that my waves of annoyance shall cause you to burst into flame (although all the waves of hate aimed at a certain Australian parliament member have not caused him to combust yet)*
I feel like i should add something else to the conversation... Would not a pasta monster eventually mold? Can i eat him? Is it tasty? Does he have a companion deity made out of pasta sauce? If so do they have a son who is the combination of the 2 and has limbs made out of garlic bread? Is he in anyway related to Parmifarnie, the cheese deity (a bottle of Kraft(R) Parmesan cheese)? If you answered yes or no to any of these question you are clinically insane!
I feel like i should add something else to the conversation... Would not a pasta monster eventually mold? Can i eat him? Is it tasty? Does he have a companion deity made out of pasta sauce? If so do they have a son who is the combination of the 2 and has limbs made out of garlic bread? Is he in anyway related to Parmifarnie, the cheese deity (a bottle of Kraft(R) Parmesan cheese)? If you answered yes or no to any of these question you are clinically insane!
I thought it was a joke, well I guess that's true about all religions.
I think it's a joke that's taken too far, but I guess peope will believe what they believe.
So long as they're not all up mah face about it. They could all worship a bunch of space dolphins for all I care.
I think it's a joke that's taken too far, but I guess peope will believe what they believe.
So long as they're not all up mah face about it. They could all worship a bunch of space dolphins for all I care.
I nominate this for post of the year. Seriously, that's a pretty basic tenant of Pastafarianism. That's like saying "Now that I look into my religion, Christianity, a bit more, I find that Jesus turned water into wine which I disagree with, which I think is rather silly and did not know before."interspark said:
Also, this is literally from the very first page of the Wikipedia article on the FSM (the page "Pastafarianism" redirects to): "The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the parody religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism." Emphasis added.
As for me, I'm a pantheist.
Isn't the Pastafarian heaven a stripper factory full of beer or something?SakSak said:
Because THAT would be cool.
Uhhh.. No. Pastafarianism was created by a student to protest the Kansas School Board of Education's decision to teach creationism in schools.interspark said:
That is all it was created for.
Nope. I heard about it when that one kid dressed up as a pirate and then said he was a Pastafarian. I'm a Deist.
Was this thread serious or joking? I couldn't figure out the tone. I know you said you were serious, it's just... the tone of your writing says differently.
Was this thread serious or joking? I couldn't figure out the tone. I know you said you were serious, it's just... the tone of your writing says differently.
I am not, but I am more tolerant of it than most other religions. His Noodly Appendage is alright in my books.interspark said:
[sub]Damn messy bookmark though...[/sub]
Well, there are people who think they know for sure (i.e. religious), people who don't know but they think it's likely (i.e. agnostic theists) and other guys.Lem0nade Inlay said:
Sooo, no, not everyone.