Not So Defunct Now
- Mar 30, 2010
Well, you've been here 5 years. 4 times doesn't seem unreasonable.New Frontiersman said:I'm not going to reply, since I don't feel like sharing that on the escapist. But I just want to say, this is the fourth time I've seen a thread on this exact topic on this site since I've been here. And I just find that so odd for some reason that people are so curious about the escapist's opinions on this topic.
The worst sexual experience I've had in my entire life was when I went down on a girl, got a hair stuck in that one spot in the back of the throat (You know that terrible spot), and couldn't do anything about it because she was really into it and I didn't want to disappoint. Absolutely miserable the whole time.Flatfrog said:And a pube or two in the teeth is really no big deal.
For comparison to my other sexual experiences...
1. First time I ever went down stairs, the girl was on her period and didn't tell me
2. Once penetrated a woman who forgot to take out a tampon. It was abrasive. Like a Brillo pad.
3. Once slipped in the shower doing sexy times and went face first into a toilet bowl
4. Anally ambushed during oral
There's more, of course (My sex life has mostly been pretty good, but I've had an unreasonable amount of 'incidents'), but I think you can get my point - Pubic hair can ruin sex.