Your response shows a lack of basic human empathy. You don't have the capacity to understand my feelings or the feelings of the girl in my story. If you truly did, you wouldn't make a joke, and you wouldn't laugh if it was made. The distance rovided by the internet has stripped you of a very basic human brain function.
In wanting to make the joke, and displaying the lack of empathy, you put yourself on the level of other people who can't understand emotions, like psychopaths and people with narcissistic personality disorder, also, you display a lot of the signs in your post of someone with anti-social personality disorder. All of these are mental conditions. And it isn't just the anonymity of the internet. The fact that you want to make these jokes reveals signs of sadistic personality disorder, deriving humour or pleasure from the taunting and pain of other human beings.
So yeah, I have a problem. Your response makes me wonder if you're a psychopath. Because a normal human being does not read a story about a girl being raped and think 'I must joke about this, this is prime comedy material right here.' They think 'oh my god this is horrible, that poor girl.'
blindthrall said:
I got ya: "If it had been a Gucci belt, they'd be married."
Deviate said:
Hrm. I'd go for something about "That's not what she had in mind when she wanted a belt of something peaty". It's a stretch as is, but someone better at jokes than me could probably make that work quite well. (This being a pun on 'belt' which is another word for a drink.)
Other than that, I agree. I want to make a joke out of that.
And the same for you two. I didn't tell a joke, I didn't present a hypothetical funny scenario. I told a true story about a girl being raped and your first thought was 'hilarious.'
And quite frankly that terrifies me.