Poll: Sex- Are you a top or a bottom?

Plucky

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But the bottom bunk is better, since.

- Your more closer to the floor, meaning quieter midnight snacks.
- Unlike the top Bunk, your not exposed to the roof that might have spiders crawling on it. :eek:
- Plus it's easier to put things like handhelds on the Drawers next to you, if theres some near you.
 

Mimssy

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Julianking93 said:
Kasurami said:
...Well now I feel silly. <.<
As well you should! Being suspended from chains is quite dangerous. *tsk*

OT, never actually slept in a bunk bed before but um... I don't know.... top sounds fun to me so that one :3
You can be the top to my bottom ;)
Somehow I feel like you would drop stuffed animals on my head
 

ultrachicken

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Bottom. When I wake up in the morning my brain feels like it's in a drunken stupor, which is not the state I want to climb down a ladder in. Also, liking the bottom means that I avoid conflicts with roommates, as everyone else seems to want the top bunk.
 

Julianking93

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Mimssy said:
You can be the top to my bottom ;)
Somehow I feel like you would drop stuffed animals on my head
Hehehe, cute :3
Though, I cuddle my stuffed animals tight, so there wouldn't be any cute falling bears then :3
 

Paksenarrion

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I prefer the top bunk, because I could easily kick off anyone trying to climb on top who I didn't invite.

And I *will* kick you off.

But, in all sexiness, I prefer to be on top...more control over depth and speed that way.
 

Aesir23

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I love being on the top bunk, mostly because I like being high up. Though a slight railing is a must. Falling out and hitting the floor is a rude awakening even from a normal bed, it just gets worse the farther you fall.
 

Crazycat690

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Oh bottom indeed, comes with being submissive I guess o_O

...oh wait I didn't read it all and missunderstood :/

I dunno, perhaps the above, because I have claustrophobia and I would feel trapped in the bottom bed, however I'm also not good with hights.... I hate those kinds of beds.
 

theevilsanta

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Ridiculous op is ridiculous. I like top because bottom bunk is usually relegated to the couch for anyone that comes over. Bunk beds usually occur in small rooms where seating is limited. I guess I'm speaking from a college dorm room perspective here.

Edit - Somewhat related: In college we had a loft in our dorm room one year that was somewhere over 7 feet high (over 2 meters). One morning my alarm went off and I awoke with a start, and knocked the bed off its bindings. Myself, the bed, and my alarm clock went for a ride. Thankfully no one's PC was under my bed.

I ended up bleeding from the lip and having a new hole my tongue could come out of. I wandered around campus until I found the Health Services building while holding bloody paper towels to my face. Then I saw that Health Services was temporarily relocated to another building ... all the way across campus (about 3/4 of a mile). So I walked over there and had to throw away the paper towels - completely saturated with blood. A few early morning runners gave me some strange looks.

When I got there the doctor was delighted to do stitches since he mostly sees college students that just have the flu or mono or whatever. Apparently he didn't do a lot of stitches. I have pretty visible scar :/
 

Omikron009

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Top. I like high places, and whenever I sleep on the bottom of a bunk bed I'm afraid the bed above me is going to fall down and crush me to death.
 

duchaked

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I'm a dude, and I prefer the bottom bunk...because it's more convenient?
and less of a chance I'll roll off the top and die haha

totally read the thread title wrong :p
 

brunothepig

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As of posting the men are equal! Me, I prefer the top bunk. My old bed back home is the best of both worlds. It's a queen bed on stilts, I could stand under it. Almost my whole room was under that bed, the only stuff that wasn't was my keyboard, cupboard and bookshelf. Had a few shelves under my bed, TV, consoles, laptop etc. Anyway, yeah, top bunk. Good times.
 

-Samurai-

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Mimssy said:
-Samurai- said:
Top. Bottom is for losers that don't know how to use ladders!
And cowards, don't forget us cowards! I can use a ladder... just might piss myself. Oh, and the thought of rolling out of bed (it happens, I'm a violent sleeper) *shivers*
Yeah! And cowards!

I fell off the top bunk in my sleep a few times growing up. The fall didn't wake me up, but the sound of me hitting the floor did.
 

Zannah

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Female Bottom, both because I'm deathly afraid of sleeping more then a few inches above ground, and in pretty much every however spicy other sense the title may hint. :3
 

lacktheknack

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Aerodyamic said:
Aggressive bottom; I might be a sub, but I'm not a passive one.
I just have to ask... you consider yourself an aggressive power sleeper? What does that have to do with bunk beds?

 

AetherWolf

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Top bunks are cramped most of the time, and I often do shit like hit my head or roll off on to the floor... so bottom bunk for me.