A few years back, burger king decided to create three games for the Xbox and Xbox 360 (the discs works in both). The games were: Sneak King, Pocket Bike Racer, and BIG BUMPING. I saw the games at a local gamestop and saw that Sneak King was 99 cents (1 US dollar). After the cashier laughed at me, I bought the game. I popped the sucker in to my Xbox 360 and loaded it up. After a weird cutscene in which a man in the Burger King outfit sneaked around a long drive way for around a minute, I started a new game.
As I was getting used to the controls, something odd happened. When I clicked the right stick, my view point changed so that was looking through the mask's eye holes. Next, I heard a repeating heavy breathing noise and I noticed that the king was moving up and down. The sound gave me impression of a perverted stalker who was just about to grab his victim. It was funny but at the same time it was kind of scary.
In the game, I played as the Burger King (you know, the king dude in the commercials) and you sneak around to give burgers and other Burger King food to hungry people before they pass out. I tried a mission and beat in forty seconds. To start the mission, I had to walk over to a newspaper that was a float in midair. Then I sneaked up on three random construction workers and gave them BK. After I sneaked up on them (God, that sounds wrong), I pressed the A button. A meter then appear and I was told that I could flourish up to 3 levels if I timed my second A button pressed right. I got a level 3 flourish without any trouble but then realized my mistake. Medieval music played for 5 seconds and the King danced for 15 seconds before giving the burger away. If someone saw me (and they did), they would point at me and muffle something. Never fear, after 5 seconds, I was 7 feet away from the lady who found me. She had forgotten about me. She was pointing towards me. She could find me again. UGH!
After beating the mission, I unlocked an achievement. Oh my god, this game has achievements, 1000 easy gamer points here I come. Of course that would be too easy so the number of achievement points isn't over 250. That did it for me. The game has one of the easiest difficulty setting is history, the weirdest first-person mode, and only around 215 achievement points. Oh yeah, the graphics are pretty bad, the music of what you'd hear at a monotone convention, and the sound effect are so bad. I can't stress enough on how bad the sound effects are. Take your least favorite song(s) and have it playing on multiple CD, or tape, or Vinyl players in a small room at full blast. That seriously how bad the sound effects are.
If you or anyone you know wants to play it, stop to madness before it begins. I decided that the game wasn't the biggest waste for a dollar that I know of. I then picked the game up and drove to my friends house. We spent the next hour shooting that piece of shit up with BB guns and tried to return it. The cashier at gamestop saw the discs terrible condition. He said that it couldn't be returned but he'd buy for a dollar just to hang it in the back of his shop.
To end this review:
Don't touch it! Only buy it if you want to give to a 'friend' who is being an ass.
I am not trying to be funny at any part of this review, I only want to help the gaming community.
As I was getting used to the controls, something odd happened. When I clicked the right stick, my view point changed so that was looking through the mask's eye holes. Next, I heard a repeating heavy breathing noise and I noticed that the king was moving up and down. The sound gave me impression of a perverted stalker who was just about to grab his victim. It was funny but at the same time it was kind of scary.
In the game, I played as the Burger King (you know, the king dude in the commercials) and you sneak around to give burgers and other Burger King food to hungry people before they pass out. I tried a mission and beat in forty seconds. To start the mission, I had to walk over to a newspaper that was a float in midair. Then I sneaked up on three random construction workers and gave them BK. After I sneaked up on them (God, that sounds wrong), I pressed the A button. A meter then appear and I was told that I could flourish up to 3 levels if I timed my second A button pressed right. I got a level 3 flourish without any trouble but then realized my mistake. Medieval music played for 5 seconds and the King danced for 15 seconds before giving the burger away. If someone saw me (and they did), they would point at me and muffle something. Never fear, after 5 seconds, I was 7 feet away from the lady who found me. She had forgotten about me. She was pointing towards me. She could find me again. UGH!
After beating the mission, I unlocked an achievement. Oh my god, this game has achievements, 1000 easy gamer points here I come. Of course that would be too easy so the number of achievement points isn't over 250. That did it for me. The game has one of the easiest difficulty setting is history, the weirdest first-person mode, and only around 215 achievement points. Oh yeah, the graphics are pretty bad, the music of what you'd hear at a monotone convention, and the sound effect are so bad. I can't stress enough on how bad the sound effects are. Take your least favorite song(s) and have it playing on multiple CD, or tape, or Vinyl players in a small room at full blast. That seriously how bad the sound effects are.
If you or anyone you know wants to play it, stop to madness before it begins. I decided that the game wasn't the biggest waste for a dollar that I know of. I then picked the game up and drove to my friends house. We spent the next hour shooting that piece of shit up with BB guns and tried to return it. The cashier at gamestop saw the discs terrible condition. He said that it couldn't be returned but he'd buy for a dollar just to hang it in the back of his shop.
To end this review:
Don't touch it! Only buy it if you want to give to a 'friend' who is being an ass.
I am not trying to be funny at any part of this review, I only want to help the gaming community.
