Poll: There is one thing the Escapist community has not answered...
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Since I've read the books and seen three of the movies,[footnote]Yes, I am a guy. What? Stop looking at me like that![/footnote] I go with Team Edward.
1. Jacob's an asshole. He constantly causes tension between Edward and Bella because his hormones are in flux and Bella's the only girl he can talk to without vomiting.[footnote]Not all information is accurate, but seriously. When does he talk to another girl in the movies or books? Bella's daughter, his pack leader's girlfriend and the other vampires in the last book don't count.[/footnote]
2. Jacob won't leave his goddamn shirt on for more than a few minutes in the movies as much as I can remember.
3. Jacob refuses to tell Bella why he joined up with the "cool kids", forsaking Bella at the time she needed companionship the most (after Edward left).
Sure, Edward can be called an asshole at times too, but the only reason he leaves Bella is because that Victoria vampire was coming after her. Right? I don't really remember.
God, did I analyse the shit out of that. Now everyone's going to think I'm a Twilight fan. Goddamnit.
1. Jacob's an asshole. He constantly causes tension between Edward and Bella because his hormones are in flux and Bella's the only girl he can talk to without vomiting.[footnote]Not all information is accurate, but seriously. When does he talk to another girl in the movies or books? Bella's daughter, his pack leader's girlfriend and the other vampires in the last book don't count.[/footnote]
2. Jacob won't leave his goddamn shirt on for more than a few minutes in the movies as much as I can remember.
3. Jacob refuses to tell Bella why he joined up with the "cool kids", forsaking Bella at the time she needed companionship the most (after Edward left).
Sure, Edward can be called an asshole at times too, but the only reason he leaves Bella is because that Victoria vampire was coming after her. Right? I don't really remember.
God, did I analyse the shit out of that. Now everyone's going to think I'm a Twilight fan. Goddamnit.
Like others have said, we should all know that the ACTOR Robert Pattinson is a total dude regardless of the character he plays. With that said, gonna HAVE to go with Jacob. Dude's a fucking werewolf.
Just can't say no to being a vampire. Especially one in the Twilight universe they can even go out in sunlight. Yeah they sparkle, but Girls like shiny things so it works perfectly.
Gah, why would you do that. An unanswerable poll! I can't even select the "Team Gale" option because I don't know who that is.
Team Edward - No. He's cold all the time, much too old, and apparently you need to become a vampire yourself before consummating your marriage to him if you don't want your wedding night to be somewhat akin to being dropped off a cliff.
Team Jacob - His body temperature is only slightly south of "burning", he turns into a large, furry animal on occasion and he probably prefers his meat still wriggling. I'd be more sympathetic towards him if not for the whole "imprinting" thing - ugh. Seriously, what the heck.
Team Edward - No. He's cold all the time, much too old, and apparently you need to become a vampire yourself before consummating your marriage to him if you don't want your wedding night to be somewhat akin to being dropped off a cliff.
Team Jacob - His body temperature is only slightly south of "burning", he turns into a large, furry animal on occasion and he probably prefers his meat still wriggling. I'd be more sympathetic towards him if not for the whole "imprinting" thing - ugh. Seriously, what the heck.